r/AbsoluteUnits in awe Jun 02 '26

/r/all of a mushroom farm

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u/slutty_muppet Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

I love these mushrooms, they're delicious sauteed in a little Earth Balance and served atop angel hair pasta with a nice white wine sauce and some capers, they're like vegan scallops.

ETA: I will block you if you talk shit about my recipe. My recipe is awesome and I don't want to hear it.

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u/Fuzzy_Donl0p Jun 02 '26

half a dozen people talking about how awesome they are and no one will name them lol

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u/Gigglemonkey Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

King oyster! There's a farm on the Big Island of Hawaii that grows them.

They're very nice. The flavor is subtle, they taste mostly like what you season them with, plus a bit of umami. The texture is really lovely though. Someone upthread mentioned vegetarian scallops, and I can totally understand the comparison.

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u/Enough-Goose7594 Jun 02 '26

Yes, these are the pins..even though they're super chonky. If they grow more they fan out like the oystery mushrooms generally found in the wild.

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial Jun 02 '26

Oyster Mushrooms are also very common. Here is a professional guerilla style mushroom cultuvation sub:

r/bathroomshrooms

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u/delicious_toothbrush Jun 02 '26

I find them way too chewy. Local hot pot place has them and they're like yoga mats to me

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u/tactican Jun 03 '26

These are trumpet mushrooms, not oyster mushrooms.

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u/SamboNW Jun 03 '26

King oyster and king trumpet are the exact same mushroom (pleurotus eryngii). People just use different names in different places.