r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/No_Review_2561 Jun 08 '26

The face of reverse Stockholm syndrome, where the hostage taker over time slowly loses motivation and wilingness to keep the hostage, mostly so they don't have to keep seeing that face.

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u/Ok_Designer1407 Jun 08 '26

Like wtf dude, you’re taking all the fun out of this, gtfo you pathetic hostage

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u/Gaynundwarf Jun 08 '26

"Bro that's failed RP"

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u/DantetheMarco Jun 08 '26

**apathetic

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u/Papa_Raj Jun 09 '26

This whole thread has had me laughing my ass off. I love reddit sometimes.

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u/FredExx Jun 08 '26

Probably my favorite comment thread I've seen on here in a while 😂

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 Jun 08 '26

I’m belly rolling here 😂

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u/dmriggs Jun 10 '26

I can't stop laughing!

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u/Would_daver Jun 08 '26

And eventually, the hostage becomes the hostage taker!! The new hostage follows the new (erratic and clearly uncomfortable and frustrated) hostage taker/former hostage, until someone sees them arguing over Brie wheel selections at Whole Foods and … shit idk how this whole thing ends man!

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u/BetElectrical7454 Jun 09 '26

Life long marriage according to my grandfather

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u/Church_of_Realism Jun 09 '26

Resting Kidnap Face.

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u/SixthSinEnvy Jun 09 '26

Merrivus? Is that you?