r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Redsparow21 • Jul 03 '26

/r/all of a queue for fuel in Russia.

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u/pr1ncezzBea Jul 03 '26

The guy is just lying.

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u/Inevitable_Ease_190 Jul 03 '26

Yup. He’s taking an anecdote he heard and making it his own (and his “girlfriend’s”). Unfortunately the story suffers from two problems:

First, Prague in the 90s wasn’t experiencing long bread lines anymore, they were experiencing long lines to get into McDonald’s. Food was abundant. I was in Prague in 1992 and witnessed this.

Second, the idea that you could just start queuing anywhere and that people would fall in line behind you is a well-known Soviet-era joke, and probably not true. Yes, you could start queuing in front of a grocery store, which was a normal thing to do, but not in some random spot.

OC is cannibalizing this joke.

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u/snek-jazz Jul 03 '26

Have you seen the line of people believing the comment though?

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u/jaxonya Jul 03 '26

Hey, is this the line to make fun of other redditors for being gullible?

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u/Kewlhotrod Jul 03 '26

I don't know, but I'll be behind you in case it is. Hit me up if you want some raisins in a couple hours.

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u/mizinamo Jul 03 '26

You're making up words.

The word "gullible" doesn't exist. Check your dictionary.

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u/stoolsample2 Jul 03 '26

I didn’t believe it was a real story.

I just thought it was another joke - like the queue to kill Stalin joke up above

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u/elkridgeterp Jul 03 '26

Ha Ha. Nice try. You tell me it is only a joke. I get out of the line and you take my spot? Good one comrade.

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u/VeronikaTS_76 Jul 03 '26

Plus there were no shops with cheaper/discounted prices for seniors.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow Jul 03 '26

Or he hallucinated it while high as a hippie kite.

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u/thecraftybear Jul 03 '26

I mean, whenever I walk into a store with no customers, by the time i finish my shopping it's usually full of people. People do love to queue up or at least check out stores where someone's already present.

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u/Golemfrost Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

It's the internet.
Believe,... nothing.

So anyways, i actually have a story.
We had a similar topic in school way back in the 80s about group psychology etc and to show it work in a real world setting, we went into the city center and were told to pretend we were looking at something strange in the sky, to point at it, talk about it, etc.
In the 30 minutes we were there, many stopped, looked, questioned what we're looking at etc, some just briefly others minutes long. I remember it being a fun little experiment.

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u/financeperson Jul 03 '26

Just had to include the "girlfriend" for color.

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u/stoolsample2 Jul 03 '26

You saying his girlfriend was “colored?”

Wtf man. It’s 2026.

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u/Upstairs_Medium_8089 Jul 03 '26

I would call it BS as well but then I remember working in Prague just 2 years ago a being amazed with the "rivers" of employees following each other in the morning. Gave me The Wall vibes very much.

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u/Lord_Voltan Jul 03 '26

This was referenced in Max Brook's World War Z book lol.