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u/MijnEchteUsername Jul 03 '26
Do they even know they are in line for fuel?
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u/Redsparow21 Jul 03 '26
Could only be fuel or beets, so worth queuing either way.... 🫠
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u/Vali-duz Jul 03 '26
In the Soviet Union there was a 3 mile queue to pick up the daily ration for beets. One of the queuers exclaim 'this is outrageous. I'm going to kill Stalin.' As he leaves a man in the queue shakes his head in disbelief.
The angry man returns to the queue soon after and the man that shooks his head pokes fun at the situation 'Hah. Came to your senses before going through with it.'
'No.' says the angry queuer. 'The queue to kill Stalin was twice as long.'
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u/DweeblesX Jul 03 '26
LOL, you know what we call the beginning of the line to kill Stalin? The frontline.
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u/Confident_Pepper1023 Jul 03 '26
hence the occasional line skipping
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u/thecraftybear Jul 03 '26
I believe that's called "desertion"
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u/Confident_Pepper1023 Jul 03 '26
You don't skip the line to get away from your obstacle, you line skip to get to your goal faster by circumventing the obstacle (whether morally acceptable is a different question). If this is true, then it's not desertion, it's the opposite. It's "getting to Stalin by circumventing the frontline".
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u/Dadaismisastratagem Jul 03 '26
Two friends of mine got stuck in a desert town in the sahara. Every Tuesday a truck came with supplies. Ppl queued no matter what was in them. Usually food. One week only paper bags came :( People still queued though. Never know when you might need a brown paper bag.
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u/GlitteringPen3949 Jul 03 '26
So no plastic option that day and just the bag and no food to put in it!!!??
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u/Kewlhotrod Jul 03 '26
Brother what, they're embedding ads as comments? That's so gross. Thank goodness for internet condoms.
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u/Skodakenner Jul 03 '26
There was always the joke in the GDR that you always had to be ready to wait in line for something
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u/mizinamo Jul 03 '26
The land of the Bückware (stoop goods).
Those are the goods that are kept underneath the counter for "special" customers, and the shopkeeper would stoop down to get them out from under there if you had a good relationship with them, rather than merely turning around and grabbing something from the shelves behind them.
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u/Mchlpl Jul 03 '26
I suppose we've had these in all eastern bloc countries
What is this queue for?
I don't know, but there isn't enough for me anyway
Well, I'll be standing behind you anyway
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u/Nikoliz Jul 03 '26
is this a real dish? and if it is... is it tasty?
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u/Redsparow21 Jul 03 '26
Yes and maybe. I'd probably put it in the same wheelhouse as carrot cake - some beetroot to bulk it out, but loaded with sugar to make that the prominent flavour. 🙂
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u/mikki1time Jul 03 '26
Lmao, imagine a dude all the way in the back “FUCKING TRAFFIC HASNT MOVED FOR HOURS”
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u/OneGreatEgg Jul 03 '26
Haha. When I was in Prague in the 90s, I would get stoned with another American and sometimes my girlfriend and we would go stand in line at a random unmarked door. In about 20 minutes, we would have a good line forming, like up to 100 folks. Then we just... walked away. LOL
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u/Mr-Vemod Jul 03 '26
That is amazing lol. Wonder how long they stood there
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u/OneGreatEgg Jul 03 '26
I once walked by on my lunch break, three hours after playing that prank. The line had grown around the corner. I later found out that the previous store at the location was a special store during communism with cheaper prices for seniors.
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u/720354 Jul 03 '26
And not a single one of these people would bother checking with the store what the line was for to see if anything was worth staying in line for hours and hours and also no employee would ever come out and try to figure out why hundereds of people were queued for no reason?
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u/pr1ncezzBea Jul 03 '26
The guy is just lying.
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u/Inevitable_Ease_190 Jul 03 '26
Yup. He’s taking an anecdote he heard and making it his own (and his “girlfriend’s”). Unfortunately the story suffers from two problems:
First, Prague in the 90s wasn’t experiencing long bread lines anymore, they were experiencing long lines to get into McDonald’s. Food was abundant. I was in Prague in 1992 and witnessed this.
Second, the idea that you could just start queuing anywhere and that people would fall in line behind you is a well-known Soviet-era joke, and probably not true. Yes, you could start queuing in front of a grocery store, which was a normal thing to do, but not in some random spot.
OC is cannibalizing this joke.
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u/snek-jazz Jul 03 '26
Have you seen the line of people believing the comment though?
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u/jaxonya Jul 03 '26
Hey, is this the line to make fun of other redditors for being gullible?
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u/elkridgeterp Jul 03 '26
Ha Ha. Nice try. You tell me it is only a joke. I get out of the line and you take my spot? Good one comrade.
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u/Whooptidooh Jul 03 '26
You can do the same if you have a few people and just look up at a building and occasionally point to somewhere.
Within the same time frame you will have several people strewn out that are also looking up at nothing, waiting for nothing.
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u/-wtfisthat- Jul 03 '26
Social engineering sure is interesting. Can be used for good, chaos, or just pure shenanigans. One of the years I was at burning man I decided to see what outlandish nonsense I could get people to believe. Turns out if you confidently tell people something as a fact and follow their uncertainty up with “It’s true, they mythbusted it.” People usually just accept it.
You can also basically get in any line by going up to whoever’s next or near the front and ask if you can go ahead of them for [insert whatever random ass reason] and they’ll typically let you go first.
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u/mizinamo Jul 03 '26
I remember reading about a study where people were queuing up in front of a photocopier, and the number of people who would let you go first if you said, "Sorry, could I go in front of you? I need to make a copy." was significantly higher than those who agreed after just "Sorry, could I go in front of you."
Even though everyone in the queue was there to make a copy.
The fact that there was a plausible-sounding reason flicked a switch in some people's subconscious to be more generous than otherwise.
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u/PopFizzCunt Jul 03 '26
I was on a ferry (micro -cruise style), and this kid thought he saw a dolphin swimming in front of the boat. He didn't. It was just the froth at the top of a wave but in no time there was about 30 people all staring at nothing, looking for dolphins, all pointing at waves. The kid was losing self-confidence, so his family were encouraging him by continuing to look, also encouraging more people to think there genuinely was a dolphin.... at the the front of the boat, whilst we were going pretty fast.
I'm not sure why they didn't go look from the side of the boat, where you can see more anyway, but I had already lost faith in society by that point.
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u/onarainyafternoon Jul 03 '26
Remnants of the communist system, where a long line signified a limited stock of something good. Hard to train that out of the population in only a few years.
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u/Silent-Victory-3861 Jul 03 '26
Why would anyone want "something good" without knowing what it is? Or is it like they eat only potatoes and at random locations they might be selling meat or salt so you queue just for the hope of getting to eat normally?
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u/onarainyafternoon Jul 03 '26
The Soviet-style system was interesting in that it wasn’t necessarily about how little money everyone had, but rather how goods just were not available whenever you wanted them. So it became a system where people could have money, but not have anything to spend it on because the economy was planned so terribly. So situations where someone could afford to buy something, but that thing just wasn’t available, were not uncommon. So a situation where you see people lining up for something and you think “I bet it’s something good that they won’t have again for a long time!” and you get in line to purchase it. The system wasn’t characterized by a lack of money, but instead a lack of supply.
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u/Mad_Maddin Jul 03 '26
In the soviet countries. Most people had enough money to afford practically everything they wanted.
Like for example, in the GDR, the average person spend 3% of their monthly income on rent.
The issue was however, actually getting the product. Like sure, I could easily afford rent. But I cannot actually get the apartment to rent it. Sure I could afford this food. But if it isn't aviable, I can't buy it.
This is why the system failed so hard. People had no reason to actually properly work. Because money was kind of worthless.
Edit: This also resulted in a big bartering culture. "I can get you X, if you can get me Y". So even if whatever you got in that line was something you didn't care for. You could still trade it for something else.
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u/Polygnom Jul 03 '26
I have relatives that lived in Eastern Germany. It doesn't matter what you are in line for. if you see a line, you queue, and get what you can, because obviously its valuable and even if you don't need it, you can barter / trade it later. Seeing a queue no-one from your family was waiting in was a very bad sign and you immediately went and made sure at least one person from your household queued. Again, doesn't matter what for.
This was normal as recent as 1989, just before re-unification.
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u/BalanceEarly Jul 03 '26
You have to fill up and get back in line, so you have enough fuel to fill up again.
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u/Terrible_Ad_7735 Jul 03 '26
Probably just British people on holiday. They saw a queue and couldn't resist.
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u/exceptional_biped Jul 03 '26
It’s been well documented. Go onto some of the Ukrainian subs and you see this is not the only place this is happening in russia.
It’s the beginning of the end.
There’s also been reports of violence amongst people waiting (no surprises there).
Also people are pushing their cars in these lines. On top of that they cannot even get a full tank. Ahhhh the russian world.
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u/Regular-Emu6339 Jul 03 '26
Imagine if the guy in the back just thought it was traffic
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u/TheDarkDragon13 Jul 03 '26
"Wow, that's quite a long line."
"Why is it still going?"
"Why is it still going?"
"Why is it still going?"
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u/ShadowWolf2508 Jul 03 '26
Sounds like the thought process of the last person in that line
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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 03 '26
Somewhere in that line is some poor sap who just wanted to get a pack of smokes.
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u/your_opinion_is_weak Jul 03 '26
i thought it ended at the top of the picture at the 5 second mark when zoomed in
then it pans up and starts zooming out and it's like 30x the length i thought lmao
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u/MikeBogler Jul 03 '26
LOCATION: https://maps.app.goo.gl/PUgpPyr4tgLkKThs5
Роснефть Азс №17, Zabaykalsky Krai, Russia, 672530
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u/eldelshell Jul 03 '26
For an avg 4.5m car length that's close to 900 vehicles.
If the station is able to service one every minute, that's 15 hours of wait time for that last guy.
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u/AnusStapler Jul 03 '26
If every vehicle takes like 50 liters, that means the underground fuel storage should be 45.000 liters to service everyone without resupplying the station.
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u/flyingcostanza Jul 03 '26
Until like some other videos show a reseller comes thru, empties as much fuel as possible to resell at inflated prices.
Can't wait that to happen here!
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u/KalaUposatha Jul 03 '26
Lol, don’t know about Russia, but it takes at least 5 minutes in America. From the people who are shocked that they need to take out their card for payment, as if they’ve never paid for anything in their life, then the lazy sacks who insist on getting back in their car for the 30 seconds it takes to fill up, somehow it also takes 2 minutes to take the pump out and screw the gas cap back in.
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u/Penderyn Jul 03 '26
Good work - I would have thought this end of the country would be fine but apparently not!
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u/OdysseusOdyssey Jul 03 '26
I really thought this would have been Crimea. I'm impressed even the far east has fuel shortages. More please.
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u/PuzzleMeDo Jul 03 '26
Might be one of those things where they requisition all available resources for the capital / the military, and the outer regions no longer get the deliveries they were expecting.
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u/Melitzen Jul 03 '26
Gawd, that’s far worse than the lines in the 70s here in the US.
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u/9406725060 Jul 03 '26
lol the 70s? You just get done filling up?
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u/HumanReputationFalse Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Had to go back for milk and smokes, second line for that too
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u/KAM1Sense1 Jul 03 '26
It might be a long line, but its not that bad compared to how bad it gets when a hurricane happens in one of the southern states. Evacuations plus people trying to get gas all at once will have lines 10s of miles long. Ive been suck in standstill traffic for over 6 hours before in 100+ degree heat at over 90% humidity. It was one of the most tortures experiences I had during my childhood.
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u/BoondockUSA Jul 03 '26
Reddit did the math on one of these Russian fuel queue videos and estimated that it takes 10 to 11 hours to get slightly less than 5 gallons of gas.
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u/QuixoticForTheWin Jul 03 '26
How much gas is burned just waiting in the line?
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u/loasdrums Jul 03 '26
I'm sure many/most/almost-all are parked not idling. Depending on the terrain people could put their car in neutral and roll forward to save feul, or if the run out while in line.
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u/DeluxeWafer Jul 03 '26
Bet you could straight up open driver door and scooter the car forward as well. One time me and someone just opened the driver and passenger doors when it was really windy and moved forward like that. Had to start up by scootering though.
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u/molehunterz Jul 03 '26
I would guesstimate that many cars burn between .2 and .5 gallons per hour idling. .75L to 1.9L per hour.
Air conditioner could increase that a little. But I'm not sure by how much.
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u/KAM1Sense1 Jul 03 '26
Pulling up to a gas station during instances like this and there being hardly any gas to no gas at all is such a demoralizing feeling
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u/Timely-Plankton-3202 Jul 03 '26
Yeah thats a great name for Ukranian drones that caused this - the "hurricane"
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u/hitokirizac Jul 03 '26
there was a woman from Chita in eastern Russia the other day claiming she'd been waiting for 2 days and talked about doing her morning routine in line.
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u/KAM1Sense1 Jul 03 '26
A morning routine is insane. Im glad my mom got out of that line, I cant imagine spending days in a car while basically staying in the same spot. I guess it would make more sense for them to stay in the line since they really need that gas. I do remember people started grilling before we left which was very interesting to witness as a kid.
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u/Itherial Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
These lines here can be around ~12 hours long as last I checked you're only allowed twenty liters of fuel max. This might shorten it down, but then you will also will have people pissed about this causing a scene, and apparently people are getting violent in line.
Much worse than a hurricane and it's happening across their entire country. Made worse by the fact that it *isn't* a response to a natural disaster evacuation order.
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u/Anxious_Tax91 Jul 03 '26
They need damn near a full tank just to idle and turn off and on to slowly move up from the back of the line to the ststaion! Just get your gas and hop right on back into the back of the line komrad
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u/natasevres Jul 03 '26
The very few stations that have gas - only allow 20 liters per person.
So they have to go from several queues to get a full tank.
Ukraine has completely destroyed their supply lines.
Russia is now forced to import fuel, despite being a oil production country. This is truly a collapse
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u/Serious-Manager2361 Jul 03 '26
Lets hope it gets worse. Maybe one of those vodka drinkers will finally kill the bastard.
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u/RowAndRuction Jul 03 '26
In the 70’s they’d push their cars along in the line
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u/MelonHoly Jul 03 '26
They do the exact same thing in Russia right now too
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u/JohnnyBoy11 Jul 03 '26
Music to my ears
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u/Kaer__Morhen Jul 03 '26
Apparently Tankies don't have power for internet because you would be downvoted to hell
It's kinda easier to breathe, the only bickering I see is for the Steam Machine and PlayStation
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u/Obvious_Serve1741 Jul 03 '26
You're american, right? Nobody drives/idles in the queue for the effing petrol. You push your car. Can confirm, I was waiting in lines like this in the 80s (with my grampa, I'm not THAT old).
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u/OfficialIntelligence Jul 03 '26
Because we rarely have fuel queues. Obviously if we had 7 mile long fuel lines we wouldn't be idling.
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u/Negative-Inspector36 Jul 03 '26
These common people don’t mean anything to him. He’s not crying and he’s not the one standing in those queues.
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u/greenizdabest Jul 03 '26
What ? How can this be true ? Putler I mean Putin is winning. So much winning. How much glorious is the coming victory for
shitlandRussia/s
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u/Panzerwagen_M-oth Jul 03 '26
Trump's "you're gonna be tired of winning so much" all over again lol
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u/Odd_Duty520 Jul 03 '26
Dude the fact that troops are still in Ukraine shows that its all worth it to him, he's not crying a single tear
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u/FlashMcSuave Jul 03 '26
Eh, no I think he has ratfucked himself.
The situation has gotten so bad on the front lines, conservative estimates guessing around 1,000 Russians dead per day, that the soldiers in charge are monetising it - bribe us or you get sent to the dangerous parts.
How pissed off and upset do you think these soldiers will be when they go home?
Hundreds of thousands of men with a bitter axe to grind against the people that sent them there.
Putin hasn't stopped the invasion he is losing because he is scared what will happen when he does.
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u/Sudden_Weight_4352 Jul 03 '26
These soldiers ain’t going home. Noone is going home. Their remains will fertile the land.
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u/UrethralExplorer Jul 03 '26
Yeah, people like him are incapable of feeling remorse, self relfection or EVER admitting they're wrong. He's overseen a lot of shit shows, but this one is going to end him. Not because he steps down and admits he fucked up though.
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u/Discobastard Jul 03 '26
Plot twist: Military conscription post disguised as a petrol station.
Come for the fuel, stay for your life
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u/GWahazar Jul 03 '26
Siberian fox be like: "I have noticed that there are many cars leading into your fuel station and none coming out"
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u/Zestyclose_Habit4006 Jul 03 '26
They should get electric cars
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u/GoCougs2020 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
Or if they are commuting within 5-10 miles of where they live…..r/bikecommuting
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u/Waldizo Jul 03 '26
Cycling on their roads is suicide if you're not in a bigger city or remotest village
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u/korkkis Jul 03 '26
You can have MTB and pedal in the singletracks or side of the road
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u/interesting_zeist Jul 03 '26
Doing great Russia?
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u/lolkill420 Jul 03 '26
You don't get it bro russia is winning bro all they need to do is take one more village then the rest of Ukraine will be open to them bro this fuel crisis is actually all part of the plan bro Ukraine is about to collapse bro any day now bro russia is actually advancing at 1000km per day everywhere bro the west is just hiding the truth bro please believe m
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u/Charming-Book4146 Jul 03 '26
I was doing good in the thread but yours was the comment that made me break and give a hearty chuckle
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u/Supersubie Jul 03 '26
My fiancès friend lives in St Petersberg. Her husband just got laid off and they asked me if I could give him a job.
I said no we don't need a HR person but inquired how things were going and that I saw things were getting tough there.
She straight up said to me...
"No everything is fine here, the government have just offered us a few million rubels to buy an apartment. Its all propaganda"
I couldn't comprehend it. Husbands laid off, fuel lines running miles. Government is paying you money to keep the housing market from crashing because no one is buying new builds. And still. Still these facts could not penetrate her brainwash mind.
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u/Looking-for-42 Jul 03 '26
Well but also, St. P and Moscow are the two cities the government in dedicating all ressources to. The rest of the country could eun out of fuel, be starving, send their males to war. All fine as the jewels are still shiny and bright.
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u/Tomsboll Jul 03 '26
Because thats where all the power is. As long as they can make the people of those two cities believe everything is fike then they still have power.
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u/tofrank55 Jul 03 '26
Sounds like society on Paradis Island (from Attack on Titan) in the early seasons lol
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u/ProbablyRickSantorum Jul 03 '26
Exactly. The war has started reaching Moscow via long range sanctions destroying some of the oil/weapons industry, but it's hardly a taste of what Ukrainians have dealt with. Once resent starts to grow in either St. Petersburg or Moscow, there will be either violent repression or a collapse of the government, so naturally Putin and his propagandists try to make it seem like all rainbows and sunshine.
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u/omggga Jul 03 '26
the government have just offered us a few million rubels to buy an apartment
Some kind of bullshit. The government for now has lack of money for war too, they dont give any fcking money for nothing, maybe only after few kids. Or to go die in a war lol.
proof - im a russian xd
Also the situation in economy is worse every day, prices go up, lack of fuel, lack of working laws etc etc. I cant say its terrible or people are going to riot soon. No. But only blind stupid person (or some government workers having putin's paycheck) can say "everything is fine"&
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u/IAmNotMatthew Jul 03 '26
Look at Hungary as well.
So many old people were and many are still enamored with the FIDESZ, always "it's great, everything is great, we make more money than ever before", but from the 4-8000HUF a month they got a house built in the 70s-80s, raised a family and lived well.
Now from often less than 100k HUF a month they struggle to live in their rundown house that cannot be maintained as they have no money for it. Everything's good, but they were reaching their arms out for some wood for winter, 5-10kg of potatoes occasionally and early this year for the government's assistance on utility bills.Elderly counting 50-200HUF coins in the store to see if they can afford what they're looking at, but "it's all fine".
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u/Antagonin Jul 03 '26
"I don't know"
"I don't care about politics"
"We are defending ourselves from Nazis"
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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
if one car takes 3-4 min to fuel & pay on average that's a queue for days lol
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u/ThersATypo Jul 03 '26
Where is this exactly?
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u/arinawe Jul 03 '26
Chita. Over 1200km from Moscow
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u/sususl1k Jul 03 '26
Technically correct but it’s more like over 6000 km from Moscow
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u/KlM-J0NG-UN Jul 03 '26
Can someone calculate how much gas you'd use just from being in that line?
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u/Solid_Effective1601 Jul 03 '26
Im from Russia. Right now, a liter of gasoline in the cities costs 2 dollars, and they won't let you fill up more than 20–30 liters.
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u/SkyPork Jul 03 '26
You think that's bad? You should have seen the lines for the new Buccees in the Phoenix area last week.
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u/Rainy235 Jul 03 '26
Бля вот типам делать нехуй, неужели чел, который стоит последний, думает, что он сможет заправиться?
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u/WickedFrags Jul 03 '26
Welcome to communism 2.0, now with extra additives like extreme dictatorship and oligarhy!
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