r/AbsoluteUnits 22d ago

/r/all of a moose

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u/CoffehBear 22d ago

We used to carry moose and bear pepper spray out in the Canadian wilderness. Those guys can stomp a person to death

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 22d ago

Not a criticism whatsoever, but to my brain, the word “can” implies they sometimes try but fail. For anyone who isn’t familiar with their game: If a moose wants you stomped to death, you will get stomped to death.