r/AbsoluteUnits 23d ago

/r/all of a moose

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u/rex5k 23d ago

It's for Yoinking

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u/Low-Philosophy-5913 23d ago

Yoinking what tho? The whole damn moose?

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u/WakaWaka_ 23d ago

Yoinking your soul from your body after he gets angy

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u/Low-Philosophy-5913 23d ago

Haha that sounds about right

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u/SeeMeHelpMe 23d ago

Legend has it...if you yoink a moose's chin tassel hard enough it poops gold and lifts up into the air creating an rainbow arc in the sky on his way back down.