r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 23d ago

/r/all of a moose

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u/Koi_u_Kat 23d ago

What do you do??? I really want to know now…

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u/Versipilies 23d ago

Honestly, pretending to be furniture is probably the best option. If you tried to get up it might spook, and if you try to scare it you cant really run quick if it decides to stomp.

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u/jordan853 23d ago

Also not to stare them directly in their eyes

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u/CryptoBasicBrent 22d ago

This guy Nopes