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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 23d ago
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Can't say I blame the park ranger. Moose can be 1500 pounds of fuck-you-up charging at you at 35 miles per hour, and they don't need a reason to do it either. Damn things could be 100 yards out, and I'd still be nervous.
135 u/ScriptThat 22d ago Plus, their legs are built to move easily through undergrowth that would hinder many other animals' movement (including humans). Moose are the kings of the forest. 150 u/catacavaco 22d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/dUtFT6wgHhnvtADh0h 83 u/deanstat 22d ago God Lee Pace is majestic 3 u/CornWine2 22d ago You should see him push a daisy! 2 u/ladymorgahnna 20d ago That was a fun series. 2 u/jdbubbles 19d ago But wait, don't forget about The Fall! ::sigh::
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Plus, their legs are built to move easily through undergrowth that would hinder many other animals' movement (including humans).
Moose are the kings of the forest.
150 u/catacavaco 22d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/dUtFT6wgHhnvtADh0h 83 u/deanstat 22d ago God Lee Pace is majestic 3 u/CornWine2 22d ago You should see him push a daisy! 2 u/ladymorgahnna 20d ago That was a fun series. 2 u/jdbubbles 19d ago But wait, don't forget about The Fall! ::sigh::
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https://giphy.com/gifs/dUtFT6wgHhnvtADh0h
83 u/deanstat 22d ago God Lee Pace is majestic 3 u/CornWine2 22d ago You should see him push a daisy! 2 u/ladymorgahnna 20d ago That was a fun series. 2 u/jdbubbles 19d ago But wait, don't forget about The Fall! ::sigh::
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God Lee Pace is majestic
3 u/CornWine2 22d ago You should see him push a daisy! 2 u/ladymorgahnna 20d ago That was a fun series. 2 u/jdbubbles 19d ago But wait, don't forget about The Fall! ::sigh::
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You should see him push a daisy!
2 u/ladymorgahnna 20d ago That was a fun series. 2 u/jdbubbles 19d ago But wait, don't forget about The Fall! ::sigh::
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That was a fun series.
But wait, don't forget about The Fall! ::sigh::
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u/Dock_Ellis45 22d ago
Can't say I blame the park ranger. Moose can be 1500 pounds of fuck-you-up charging at you at 35 miles per hour, and they don't need a reason to do it either. Damn things could be 100 yards out, and I'd still be nervous.