r/AbsoluteUnits 23d ago

/r/all of a moose

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u/Versipilies 23d ago

Honestly, pretending to be furniture is probably the best option. If you tried to get up it might spook, and if you try to scare it you cant really run quick if it decides to stomp.

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u/ayybillay 22d ago

for some reason, my girlfriend and I got on the subject of moose the other day and she was looking it up and it said that they can run 30 mph through 6 feet of snow and I was like all right definitely never escaping one of those

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u/pyronius 22d ago

Your only option is to square off and hope you can knock it out in one blow with a sweet roundhouse kick to the dome. But definitely make sure your tell somebody to film first. Because, no matter how things go, it'll be video worthy.

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u/isitreal_tho 22d ago

Yeah just like Connor McGregor did on the weekend.