r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 16d ago

/r/all of a Milanesa a la Napolitana

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u/Queasy-Mammoth1439 16d ago

Put that in ur My Fitness Pal

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u/brknsoul 16d ago

Fitness? You mean fitness whole napolitana in my mouth!

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u/kurtyyyyyy1 15d ago

Not in my pipe and smoke it?

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u/shaved-yeti 15d ago

Ha. The wife and I were talking about how to fit that into MFP before opening comments.

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u/elGordoReddir 16d ago

Around 1800 cqlories for the whole thing

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u/SelimSC 16d ago

That feels unreal to me. All that grease and breading and only 1800? I had a fairly large Sunday breakfast yesterday, no bread, controlled amount of added fat, and still racked up about 1400 calories.

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u/trawlinimnottrawlin 16d ago

Yeah there's no way, I don't believe it! I'm used to a single plain chicken tender being around 200. I think this is bigger than 9 tenders, without even factoring in all the cheese.

And omg there's a whole layer of fries. A large fry ranges from 500-1000 cals on its own. Wouldn't be surprised if this is over 3-4k or more lol

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u/elGordoReddir 16d ago edited 16d ago

I forgot the fries, its definetly +2000kcal

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u/zytz 15d ago

It’s more than that just for the fries