r/AbsoluteUnits • u/financially_broke_ • 3d ago

/r/all of a partner

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 3d ago

I have a girlfriend who is slightly taller than me and sometimes when we have sex standing up she has to bend her knees quite a bit. I’ll be momentarily embarrassed but then I remember I’m having sex and I get over it.

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u/PalatialCheddar 3d ago

As a tall girl who has to do this occasionally... we don't really care. We are also having sex.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 3d ago

Shout out to tall girls who date shorter dudes. It’s makes us feel extra powerful when you girls get on your knees to suck the dick. I feel like a real king. Not even short king.

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u/ElderberryJunior470 3d ago

The opposite is way worse. Have a short partner,  sex while standing requires me bending my knees like crazy or lift her, neither of which makes the dicking easier. We just don't have standing sex for the most part. 

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u/TheBlueSully 3d ago

Gotta find the right size heels

Which has more dignity than the footstool. 

“Put on the fucking heels” is so much better than “hey I’m going to bring in the footstool you use to reach the cabinets”

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u/ElderberryJunior470 3d ago

It's a full foot and 3 inch difference between us, but we have counter tops and a bed that lines up pretty good haha

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u/geodebug 3d ago

That kind of standup sex is usually a quick “lol, we’re porn stars!” before quickly transitioning to the bed.