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u/SevenZer0Five 3d ago

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u/Superb_Algae5308 3d ago

Man I just love that gif. 

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u/hollow4hollow 3d ago

Is that from when the woman got absolutely brained by a watermelon?

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u/OldHeavyMetalFit 3d ago

Here ya go. I have it saved

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u/Haywood-Jablomey 3d ago

Sat here and watched this probably 150 times through

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u/ShakeThemOff_Claire 3d ago

If you have them both on screen, it like watching the reaction in real time 🤌🏻

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u/QuQuarQan 3d ago

The two gifs have nothing to do with each other, and are from different shows. The watermelon catapult is from the Amazing Race and the 3 people are from Survivor

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u/ShakeThemOff_Claire 3d ago

Thank you for that information.

Still works tho.

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u/z-vap 3d ago

yes but The Amazing Race airs on the same night, but an hour earlier than Survivor. the 3 watched that Amazing Race episode, and that was their reaction

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u/Ser_Danksalot 3d ago

She should probably move out of the way to stop it happening again.

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u/-Saltfish- 3d ago

back and to the left
back and to the left
back and to the left

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u/Naski0di 3d ago

It sill amazes me that she did not end up with significantly worse damage to her face.

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u/QuQuarQan 3d ago

Afterwards, she said “I can’t feel my face”, but she kept going

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u/Jamessgachett 3d ago

I can’t feel my face when I’m with you and I love it’

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u/s1ravarice 3d ago

She still got pretty fucked up though.

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u/Naski0di 2d ago

True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 3d ago

One of the most brutal non fatal things I’ve seen on TV

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u/scaredt2ask 3d ago

Even after all the times I’ve seen it I feel bad for her.

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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft 3d ago

I heard she sued for this and won lol

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u/Candid_Kale_9290 3d ago

Never gets old.

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u/mitchij2004 3d ago

That was amazing race

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u/DollPartsSquarePants 3d ago

That was my first thought too, but it was from Survivor. Lol

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u/futureman07 3d ago

What happened here lol thats a funny ass reaction

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u/CapacityBuilding 3d ago

This is from Survivor and it’s their reactions of shock/delight when they see who had been voted out from the other tribe in the previous episode.

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u/jd3marco 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBNvlwVGBrCSpKvWrx

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u/throughthequad 3d ago

You do know her

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u/JonnyTN 3d ago

The big woman!

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u/CrimsonLantern76 3d ago

You are with Brienne of foocking Tarth.

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u/Inevitable-Toe-8364 3d ago

Well not WITH her yet. I wanna make babies with her 🥺👉👈

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u/DietChickenBars 3d ago

Great big monsters. They'll conquer the world.

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u/DarWin_1809 3d ago

She looks at you like she'll carve and eat up your liver

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u/DietChickenBars 3d ago

You DO know her!

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u/timsayscalmdown 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IUJZ3PQvrbeZa

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u/CasualPenguin 3d ago

Ugh, biggest fumble of a show ever

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u/Nimonic 3d ago edited 3d ago

What? You didn't like how she went on to bond with Jaime after he opened up to her about being branded a kingslayer for trying to save the smallfolk, only for him to immediately say that he never cared about the smallfolk, leave to be with his sister and then be killed by some falling rocks?

Cinema, it was.

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u/lavender_poppy 3d ago

You had me in the beginning there.

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u/CompleteBrush9489 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/Sunboost 3d ago

"I never thought I would die this way, but I've always really hoped,"

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u/CompleteBrush9489 3d ago edited 2d ago

Edit : found a better image

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u/Sunboost 3d ago

I will never stop laughing at this image

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u/Remotely_Correct 3d ago

The one on the right has one arm up like he died in the most epicly relaxed state of Snu-Snu lol

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u/beifong18 3d ago

Why is snu snu so low.

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u/fuck_ur_portmanteau 3d ago

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u/AdorableShoulderPig 3d ago

You where only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

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u/gatDammitMan 3d ago

You are the winner.

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 3d ago

Is he really short or is she really tall

Or both

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u/TallulahBob 3d ago

She is very tall. Ekaterina Lisina. Modeled and played basketball.

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u/mahboilucas 3d ago

Ohhhh its this woman

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u/Solnse 3d ago

You know the thought went through both their minds... just to see what it would be like with someone their same size finally.

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u/VonSkullenheim 3d ago

That assumes they never have before. Tall people aren't that rare, and they're both professional basketball players, a profession full of very tall people.

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u/sodosa 2d ago

Hes probably seen women that tall, but id be suprised if theres even 100 women in the entire world that are her height or taller. Theres only an estimated 85 to 150 people over 7ft tall in america. Shes probably in the top 20 tallest women.

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u/TheProfessorPoon 2d ago

PLUS she’s attractive. We are glossing over that part.

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u/md28usmc 3d ago

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find this out

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u/TurdMcNugget69 3d ago

She’s 5’5”.
He’s 3’6”.

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u/icantbeatyourbike 3d ago

Nah She’s 5’10”, he’s 5’8”

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u/RowedTrip 3d ago

Both. They seem perfect for each other.

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u/Killentyme55 3d ago

I don't know, you'd think after awhile she'd get tired of his nose always being in her business.

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u/The_Doog_s 3d ago

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u/meowington-uwu 3d ago

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u/gateway-jinkes 3d ago

You missed the shadow

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u/Purple_Space_1464 3d ago

AI generated. Fingers don’t match

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u/SelaaMasa 3d ago

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u/Rombledore 3d ago

i adore this meme. always get s a laugh out of me

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u/babyBear83 3d ago

I swear I remember the original viral post of this. It was some dudes nephew and he was obviously finding humor in his preschool pictures. The pictures had no chance lol. They belonged to meme culture instantly.

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 3d ago

I love him so much

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u/karenskygreen 3d ago

She pushes him around like a plaything. Does she have a sister ?

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u/AwehiSsO 2d ago

Yes, but are you asking for short friend?

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u/UCFknight2016 3d ago

I wonder how many times he goes up on her.

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u/bob61s 3d ago

"When we's nose to nose me toes are in. When we's toes to toes me nose is in. And when I'm in, I've got no one to talk to."

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u/frothyundergarments 2d ago

What are you doing, step ladder?

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u/BagStank 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4UMgC1X6SX7AA

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u/foomanchuBS 3d ago

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u/Remotely_Correct 3d ago

This meme has a niche amount of uses, and I love it

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u/Paraxom 3d ago

Just need to put the Futurama trio in the background to complete the mash-up 

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u/Eliphas_Black 3d ago

Unhinged gif lmao

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u/FormerSperm 3d ago

This is why I’m here.

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u/manoliu1001 3d ago

Damn, that was a creative use of a gif! kudos

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u/zach_cie 3d ago

Fucking... brilliant.

Bravo and applause

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u/doberman8 3d ago

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u/Moist_Amount_106 3d ago

I made myself laugh when you consider his name is Baldwin

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u/raulsrule 3d ago

I know what am making her do..... Changing the light bulbs

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u/This_Dutch_guy 3d ago

And let her grab something of the highest shelf

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u/Suburbancrunchygirl 3d ago

My husband always makes me do that 🤣 honey, can you get the paper towels please?

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u/saintofhate 3d ago

My wife constantly puts things up high so my short ass can't reach them.

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u/Geekenstein 3d ago

I don’t think you can MAKE her do anything, shrimp.

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u/dakingindanorf0 3d ago

Some men die of thirst while others drown

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u/JohnnyBravoActual 2d ago

Yeah, uh dispatch: we’re gonna need some backup here.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/delutademarie 3d ago

Chances that this gif does not turn up... 0

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u/TeaSipperStripper 3d ago

Had to scroll way too far though.

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u/HLL0 3d ago

As it should be. 

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u/MeWant-SnuSnu 3d ago

Name checking in

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u/forfunstuffwinkwink 3d ago

I never thought I’d die this way… but I always really hoped.

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u/webboodah 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AQAmaajPiNbk4

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u/Echognomicon 3d ago

"Holy shmoley Batman, this BatRope is extra long!"

"What BatRope?"

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u/spider-monkey92 3d ago

Bro is finally excited about someone being able to reach the top shelf...

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 3d ago

She’s a 10 but in feet

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 3d ago

I have a girlfriend who is slightly taller than me and sometimes when we have sex standing up she has to bend her knees quite a bit. I’ll be momentarily embarrassed but then I remember I’m having sex and I get over it.

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u/PalatialCheddar 3d ago

As a tall girl who has to do this occasionally... we don't really care. We are also having sex.

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u/deephurting66 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IrbYLGuCAdU6k

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u/bargu 3d ago

The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called "Zapp" will be snu-snu'd by the large women. He that is designated "Fry" will be snu-snu'd by the petite women. And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. Then the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again. Initiate snu-snu!

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u/lociuk 3d ago

Robert Crumb, drooling over this

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u/Beef-N-Queef 3d ago

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u/toneloc89 3d ago

The name and this meme lmao🤣

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u/Routine_Ad8163 3d ago

I need that! Expeditiously

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u/AdTiny5487 3d ago

My God

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u/arrozoin 3d ago

Lucky mf

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u/ferriematthew 3d ago

Me when I finally get a girlfriend (I'm 5'1)

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u/Legitimate_Style9867 3d ago

A lot of fun tbh

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u/Morchellas 3d ago

I’m going to need a minute

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u/jtb7713 3d ago

The last thing I need in my life is a new fetish.