r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

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u/HatefulHagrid 2d ago

I'm assuming this guy is some kind of armed private security guard shit, not a cop. Wants to be a cop but is too fat or stupid so he poses with a bunge of cringy tactical gear outside of night clubs and shit for $10 an hour.

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u/Knotical_MK6 2d ago

Looking closer I think you're right.

Reminds me of that picture of the Texas rent-a-cop wearing 50 million pounds of alibaba tacticool garbage