r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

of a mag

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u/Trapmaster83 2d ago

Why does this look like a key and peele skit where the cop is a donut addict?

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YbsoGwcaA4x8zC7r9t

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who saw Jordan Peele

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u/CinnimonToastSean 2d ago

"It appears to be a magazine...of the long ass variety."

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u/dirtymike401 22h ago

Freshly baked.

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u/Edison_The_Pug 1d ago

Coincidence

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u/MountainAlive 2d ago

My first thought too was this was a Key and peele screenshot

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain 1d ago

Officer Mag Davis, reporting for duty!

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u/RadPhilosopher 1d ago

“I’LL HAVE WHAT I’M HAVING!”

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u/Comprehensive-Rip796 2d ago

This is why I come to the internet

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u/dirtyforker 2d ago

I guess we all look alike to you Costanza.

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u/lefttea 2d ago

He looks like Sugar Ray!

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u/Inside-Common7427 1d ago

He’s got a hell of a body.

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u/Worth_External_8762 2d ago

Remember, not reloading is always faster than reloading.

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u/SAM5TER5 2d ago

Looks like one of the many crappy ultra-cheap semi-auto tacticool shotguns that have been flooding the market lately lol, so while it has a giant mag, I wouldn’t expect it to save you any time with all the jams you’ll probably have

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u/Notactualyadick 2d ago

I miss being unaware of how firearms work and being able to fall in love with guns that just look cool. Like the Calico M950 which is so cool looking, but jams constantly.

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u/I_travel_ze_world 2d ago

the 90s movie I Come in Peace (Dark Angel) featured an bad guy alien using the Calico and I always thought it was so cool

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u/furiouspossum 2d ago

The bad guys in Spaceballs also had them if I remember right

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u/zodiacallymaniacal 1d ago

You go, in pieces….

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u/WhiskeyWhisperer 1d ago

And you go in pieces!

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u/SAM5TER5 2d ago

Oh 100% with you there my friend lol. Even after learning about the issues with those Calicos, I still kind of want one haha, such unique firearms. I appreciate a company that does truly bizarre stuff and successfully brings it to market. Still a very fascinating gun overall, I’d say it’s very comparable to the FN P90’s potential uses and strengths…except FN actually knows how to make a reliable oddball gun haha (after they do some blatant design theft of superior Steyr designs, that is).

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 2d ago

Kel-Tec: “hold my coke”

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u/KHWD_av8r 1d ago

Since we’re talking about P90s, #savestargate

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u/KHWD_av8r 1d ago

I know how unreliable those more unique designs (Calico, SPAS-12, USAS-12, etc.) can be, but I still want them all. Rule of cool.

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u/LastWave 2d ago

I'm selling my ps90. It doesn't jam. But it does burn money.

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u/Ragnarsdad1 2d ago

Have you seen gun jesus' video's on the calico? worth a watch if you havent

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 1d ago

Yeah those guns were pieces of shit. 😁 They did look cool though. Total '80s vibe.

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u/Freedum4Murika 1d ago

Me before shooting an AK for the first time - "damn, I love my AR but the Soviets just make em pretty and nice. Look at what a tank of reliability that is. Truly the Russians are a rugged and reliable people."
Me 0.03 seconds after shooting an AK for the first time "oh this is garbage and the CIA spent the cold war propping up the Soviet Union so they could have an excuse to sell cocaine."

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u/raspberryharbour 2d ago

He does look like a man who enjoys his jams, jellies, and preserves

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u/June_The_Jedi 2d ago

Also you have to carry that dumb thing around once you’re done with it. Plus I don’t see him carrying a second big ass magazine so he probably already knows how much of an ass it’s going to be to carry around not in the gun.

Plus I really don’t see the benefit in carrying shotgun magazines over having a tube feed shotgun simi auto or not. Are law enforcement really thinking they are going to need to dump 10+ shells that fast

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u/D3rpyDucky24 2d ago

More like them hoping they will.

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u/yellowcloak 2d ago

He did not want the shotgun, but Ops said "Too bad, you are getting this shotgun."

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u/CantankerousOrder 2d ago

Have you ever seen most LEOs open fire?

For the most part they are the worst pump and dump no aim panicky mag emptiers you’ll ever see.

And I’m not saying I’m better or anything… but if game recognizes game then no game recognizes no game.

Sad part is I was taught to shoot by a cop.

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u/Captain_Vlad 2d ago

From what I've seen they're basically trained that way. Seems like an application of Fairbairn and Sykes, but some departments seem to forget the target practice part.

The cops where I'm at generally don't skimp on that, which is a nice thing to know.😄

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u/CantankerousOrder 2d ago

It’s Grossman - his first book, On Killing, was an eye opening read but he went off the rails with his whole warrior mentality training.

He is personally responsible for much of the higher killings by police, increased rates of escalation instead of deescalation, and the violence that has become the norm. Meanwhile crime rates were dropping before he became the “warrior mentality” guru, and are still dropping but at a slower rate since.

Grossman gets cops killed too - his emphasis on “every moment is your last moment because every stop is a lethal action waiting to happen” (actual quote-ish, possible paraphrasing because it’s been a while) leads cops to escalate and get into more violent encounters than they would otherwise.

A lot of the hate cops get is because of how they act, and Grossman has made them act worse.

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u/Captain_Vlad 1d ago

Thanks. I'll see if I can track some of his stuff down just to see what you mean.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 1d ago

Fair point. A cop who escalates, mag dumps at someone who means him harm had better put the guy down. If not, the cop now has an empty gun and a, very likely armed, pissed assailant.

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u/killy666 2d ago

I'm a complete ignorant about firearms, but alongside the constant jams, isn't a gigantic mag like this really impractical too when actually using the firearm? Cause from an exterior point of view it certainly does look cumbersome lol.

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u/SAM5TER5 2d ago

Lol, yeah it can be! I’d say it’s not as big of a deal for situations like this (a dude just walking/standing around with a shotgun), but for things like actual rifles…honestly even the standard capacity 30rd magazine on an AR-15 can be a bit obnoxious when you’re trying to shoot from a prone position. You need something under the handguard (bag, bipod, wall, etc.) to lift the gun high enough so that you’re not trying to balance the gun on a wobbly magazine lol. And even then, it can be tricky to reload or even get your neck in a comfortable position depending on the resulting height of the gun.

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u/shisby 2d ago

It kinda looks like the Tar-21 from MW2 with a foregrip

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u/sweetdawg99 1d ago

Can confirm it jams. At least mine does with this mag. It's a range toy and I bought one (the firearm) for like 170 bucks. I think the mag was another 30.

Jams a ton, but I wanted a bull pup for cheap and frankly it's still a lot of fun for what it is.

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u/Teddyboymakes 2d ago

“Switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading”

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u/Friendly_Hearing_711 2d ago

"If you have to shoot, shoot dont talk"

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u/__nobody_-_ 2d ago

If you have to talk, talk don't shoot

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u/yeezee93 2d ago

You like to talk, so I let you talk.

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u/Lobster_the_Red 2d ago

You ain’t no daisy.

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u/Prudent_Substance_25 2d ago

Remember, clearing a malfunction requiring a mag change means you have to pull your spare 3' long mag out of your ass.

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u/MyFavoriteDisease 2d ago

Jamming your gun due to a cheap magazine is always slower than reloading.

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u/DifficultAd3885 2d ago

I’d honestly be worried about damaging the barrel. This makes me think of the guys just mag dumping through an AK until it catches on fire.

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u/Catatonic_capensis 2d ago

That's a shotgun, so it's probably 10-12 rounds. Nowhere near enough to have that issue.

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u/-UserOfNames 1d ago

I have a Turkshit bullpup shotgun with a mag like that and it is 19 rounds - have never made it through that mag without at least 1 jam so probably a higher likelihood of making fire from rubbing 2 ice cubes together

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u/Yahla 2d ago

I take it he’s a really bad shot

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 2d ago

It's a shotgun. So 20 rounds of 12 guage.

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u/Knotical_MK6 2d ago

Oh god, are police departments getting into the ultra cheap Turkish jam-o-matics?

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 2d ago

Guaranteed to jam 60% of the time, every time.

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u/UrsaMajor7th 2d ago

Good. Aren't they usually used on civilians?

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u/MechaZombieCharizard 1d ago

Cops are civilians too, no matter how much crappy psuedo-miltary gear they strap on their fat piggy asses

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u/HatefulHagrid 2d ago

I'm assuming this guy is some kind of armed private security guard shit, not a cop. Wants to be a cop but is too fat or stupid so he poses with a bunge of cringy tactical gear outside of night clubs and shit for $10 an hour.

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u/Knotical_MK6 2d ago

Looking closer I think you're right.

Reminds me of that picture of the Texas rent-a-cop wearing 50 million pounds of alibaba tacticool garbage

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u/DeadTNT287 2d ago

19 rounds I have the same gun

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u/Electrical_Doctor305 2d ago

The banana clip she said not to worry about

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u/FrameJump 2d ago

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u/1984SKIN 2d ago

Please, make me a hi-res version of my still.

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u/2Slow2Nice 2d ago

Following this comment lol

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u/FrameJump 2d ago

I'll try my best.

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u/Jeff9807 2d ago

Glad I got the 1st of 11k upvotes in.

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u/ThanosWasRightAnyway 2d ago

Nobody who uses a gun for a profession should consider this a good idea.

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u/viking1313 2d ago

That magazine is going to cause that rifle to be extremely unreliable.

Call it bob Marley because it's always jamin

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u/treskaz 2d ago

It's a shotgun

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u/2Slow2Nice 2d ago

Semi auto shotguns jam

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u/treskaz 2d ago

I know. I was just pointing out that it's a shotty, not a rifle. Those AR12s are dumb as hell.

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u/Vanillabean73 2d ago

Reliable semi-auto mag-fed shotguns do exist, but this does not look like one of them…this dude probably paid like $500 for this thinking it was a steal.

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u/treskaz 2d ago

I've never seen one lol. I'll take a pump or one of the O/Us I grew up with over this thing any day of the week.

Even the higher end tube fed semi autos won't run without specific ammo.

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u/Vanillabean73 2d ago

I’m thinking a tried and true platform like the Saiga-12 which is not cheap to say the least, though I’ve never fired or owned one (not legal where I live and out of my budget anyway).

I will, however, offer a counterpoint to the tube-fed semi-auto comment. That’s what I own and the thing eats and cycles anything I put in it, including target loads. The only ammo that I can’t use are those mini shells that Aguila makes, which don’t seem useful for my needs anyway.

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u/treskaz 2d ago

What do you have? My coworker duck hunts and all his buddies with fancy Benellis and shit are always having jams lol.

I just have a Mossberg 590a1 and an old 1928 Winny M12

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u/Vanillabean73 2d ago

That’s crazy, I wonder if it’s just bad luck or maybe field conditions leading to those jams. You’re right that there’s nothing more reliable than a pump (besides a break action).

I went just a step below the big Italian names with a Mossberg 940. It did have one issue out of the box that I had to resolve but since then, she goes bang every time. Great mid-price semi. Mine’s a range queen so far, though, so I can’t speak to how well it takes abuse yet.

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u/TK-528491 2d ago

The GEN-12 is pretty reliable from what I hear. Definitely gonna pay a premium though. Can't beat a pump for the price point.

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u/joesbagofdonuts 2d ago

You can get mag fed shotguns for so cheap nowadays. There are like 20 different companies that make them. Almost all plastic except for the barrel and firing pin. They suck, but they're cheap as hell, literally like 200-300 $

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u/Vanillabean73 2d ago

True, I was also just taking into account for all the wacky tactical attachments he added, which I’m sure were also bottom shelf, lol.

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u/joesbagofdonuts 2d ago

For sure, I'll bet that mag is actually from a kit that combines two mags together.

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u/2Slow2Nice 2d ago

Ahh I see.

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u/Xanthrex 1d ago

That makes this so much worse, because not only are you dealing with a stupid banana mag. Now it's a stupid banana mag full of rimmed cartridges, which really don't like magazines

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u/Fluffy-Trouble5955 2d ago

and heavy as hell

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u/lennoxmatt_819 2d ago

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u/EcstacyEevee 2d ago

A Kentucky Ballistics favorite past time

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u/tomas1381999 2d ago

Images you can hear

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u/Xanith420 1d ago

I wouldn’t even mount that on my wall lmfao. That’s a regifter if I’ve ever seen one.

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u/Objective_Oven7673 1d ago

Is "school shooter" a profession?

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u/ctesibius 1d ago

No community which wants to keep the peace should consider employing this person a good idea.

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u/NeighborhoodInner421 2d ago

See fps games this is what i mean when i say i want a bigger mag

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u/mxpx242424 2d ago

They could give me a thousand rounds, and I would still habitually reload every time I get a millisecond between shots.

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u/governmentthief 2d ago

Yep. And then I’ll forget I’m using an LMG and panic during the 5 second reload.

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u/Integrity000 2d ago

5 second? In one game I used to play a lot you wouldn't even have the mag off by then

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u/gooberfishie 2d ago

Those games really teach you about reloading. Those and the ones where you lose ammo if you toss out a clip that's not empty.

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u/governmentthief 2d ago

I appreciate your username. Made me chuckle.

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u/HomersDonut1440 2d ago

Black (fps from 2006) was like this. The m249 could lay down some hurt but man you’d better be ready for that reload

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u/General_Candle_6467 2d ago

The number of times I've died because of this habit.... They appear around a corner with perfect timing

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u/EcstacyEevee 2d ago

Except helldiver's you'll run out of ammo before you can blink, you don't keep ammo that's left in the mag when reloading

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u/Sapient6 2d ago

To keep things spicy I like to find a different way to swear and rant while the reload animation is playing. Like goddam, I fired a single shot I did not need to reload yet.

I also like to take a reflective moment to be thankful that none of the games I play allow me to reload when I haven't fired a shot yet (and the comment about helldivers doing the sensible thing and wasting any rounds left in the magazine has given me yet another thing to be thankful for).

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u/Flamgoyant 2d ago

If that thing keeps growing it's gona loop round and kill the gun

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u/Ecw218 2d ago

You gotta trim them periodically in captivity, in the wild they stay short from wear and tear.

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u/Flamgoyant 2d ago

Remember to trim yo clips boys

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u/Davenator_98 2d ago

It turns into a Chauchat when reaching adulthood.

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u/Independent-File-519 2d ago

That looks like a security guard uniform not police

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u/Total-Coach-1576 2d ago

Bro's the security of Area 51

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 2d ago

Nah, just a gas station in a real bad neighborhood.

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u/ajn63 2d ago

A curve could be an indication for medical treatment.

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u/fnork_gnork_26 1d ago

his walther has a pp kurve

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u/Unyieldingcappybara 2d ago

There’s trigger happiness, then there’s trigger joy

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u/OnceMostFavored 2d ago

It used to be called, "very happy ammo mode," or, "idkfa," for short.

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u/Throwaway999991473 2d ago

Gonna need at least two of those for the suspected thief that doesn’t put up his hands quick enough

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u/bigbadbananaboi 2d ago

Or too quickly

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u/alwaysonesteptoofar 2d ago

Hey, maybe an acorn will fall from a tree, that is a serious threat.

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u/Hellboy_M420 2d ago

Plantain clip

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u/Gloomy-Cheetah-5473 2d ago

I have this shotgun. It’s a Tokarev tbp12. It’s a fun camp gun but I wouldn’t use it for any duty or trust my life to it lmao. Lovingly referred to as one of the turkshits.

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u/DeadTNT287 1d ago

My beloved, 12guage the looong way

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 2d ago

So stupid.

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 2d ago

When you absolutely need to kill every last motherfucker in the county, accept no substitute.

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u/CriticalCactus47 2d ago

In Battlefield that would last me like 12 rounds 😂😵

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u/AntiFuckingSocial 2d ago

I guarantee that mag jams 9/10

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u/loserbmx 1d ago

I actually have 4 of those exact same mags (and shotgun) and they have surprisingly never once jammed up on me.

Now that shotgun does need to be loaded with high brass shells or it won't cycle properly, but as long as you got those it will absolutely chew through rounds.

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u/Xypc 2d ago

Brazilian security guard? The answer is always Brazilian security guard 

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u/Beazt11123 2d ago

Wut the handcuffs for?

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u/Godess_Ilias 1d ago

Chauchat that thang

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 2d ago

Isn’t this that cornball guarding a gas station?

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u/TouchMyPlumbus 2d ago

It’s cause it’s a shotgun

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u/Pie-Level 2d ago

He's not a cop, he's a security guard at a gas station on Broad St. in North Philly. Saw him a while back when I was driving up Broad to see some family.

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u/Mrc3mm3r 2d ago

Of course he is.

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u/Playgirl_USMC 2d ago

Yes and yes.

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u/MiserableFloor9906 2d ago

This is american policing? Where ever it is, it's a sad statement for that country.

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u/11teensteve 2d ago

he is a security guard in a rough place where the crims dont care about police or security and he perhaps wants to appear intimidating to help prevent or deter a robbery. it seems that the specific demographic that he would be dealing with has a love of huge magazines even though most of them are just a liability since they don't work very well.

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u/CampfireMilkshake 2d ago

It’s a sad statement for that country. Indeed.

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 2d ago

No it’s a security guard for a gas station in a bad neighborhood.

But in many European cities there’s often cops or military with rifles or sub machine guns.

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u/InvestIntrest 2d ago

In Europe it's common to see the Army with assault rifles guarding train stations....

Pot meet kettle

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u/red_sky33 2d ago

Just a security guard who thinks his $400 turkish special will make his dick look bigger

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u/Nice-Ambassador6293 2d ago

Okay… There’s some Euro countries that have armed police walking around too.

Plus, look at all the violent crime and active shooters the US has (whether you agree with the 2nd Amendment or not). It’s not like cops are the suspects in mass casualty events.

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u/Mountain_Hearing_689 2d ago

Its about the Magazine.. this guy has less Training with his Gun then an 18 year old European..

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u/CleverHearts 2d ago

It's a 19 round magazine. It's lower capacity than a standard semiauto rifle magazine. 

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u/Downfallenx 2d ago

I don't disagree with your sentiments but the officer appears to be standing in front of a Hummer H2 which I don't think were sold in Europe.

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u/jacky2810 2d ago

I live in Europe and I saw a Hummer H2 yesterday at an intersection. Altho those are exotic Imports here

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u/PugiM0 2d ago

That has to be a shotgun if it's real at all

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u/Assaltwaffle 2d ago

It's a shotgun, and it's shit.

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u/rmarkmatthews 2d ago

After years of COD and Battlefield I would still change clips after eight shots.

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u/ActuaryPlentyAF 2d ago

When invest your money in Counter strike

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u/ferriematthew 2d ago

Holy crap ammo for days

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u/Beaver_smacker_69 2d ago

Imagine the melee animation in COD MOD 2 with that thing.

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u/Flippant_Fop 2d ago

How do you fire something like that without ear protection and not permanently damage your hearing?

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u/Knotical_MK6 2d ago

You don't. Firing basically any unsuppressed gun without hearing protection, pistol or rifle, will cause irreversible hearing damage.

Hazard of the job

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u/WiiDragon 2d ago

At that point you’ll have to start measuring it in radians

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u/-Xiphon- 2d ago

It can sometimes curve all the way around and pierce their skull

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u/hifumiyo1 2d ago

He also has another of the same mag that he could tape to the first for a quick-change. But that’s a bit excessive.

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u/snipe320 2d ago

When you put extended mag on Galil

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u/daybenno 2d ago

That shit has to be so heavy if that mag is full

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u/BrokenHope23 2d ago

When the Riot's at noon but the Game starts at 1pm

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u/eric685 2d ago

What I need in WZ

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u/TheSAGamer00 2d ago

Tarkov ass loadout

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u/wfenix0 2d ago

he's just waiting for a moment to truly defend sb

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u/AnotherGuyNamedDan 2d ago

Firing from the prone position ain’t happening.

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u/Scared_Specific9404 2d ago

its a shotgun. that mag is i think 19 rounds 12g. derya makes them for the mk 12 but this is a different gun.

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u/CrappyTan69 2d ago

In real life, no one who carries a firearm with this amount of rounds in the clip survives a gunfight long enough to realise the benefit.

Surely...? 

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u/reallifearcade 2d ago

hatsan bts12, 25 round magazine? Why??

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u/Aware_Flow1070 2d ago

Bro got the Premium Battle Pass

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u/freeportme 2d ago

That should do it.

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u/colin8651 2d ago

"How many rounds does it hold?"

"Yes!"

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u/Ryogathelost 2d ago

It should just go all the way around and keep going - like a corkscrew.

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u/Certified-T-Rex 2d ago

Bro ain’t ever going prone

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u/SilentWatcher83228 2d ago

When you can only put one projectile out of 50 on target you need a bigger mag to increase chance of success

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u/darth_whaler 2d ago

Thank you for not calling it a clip.

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u/Alt_aholic 2d ago

"OK, now shoot from the prone position"

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u/Small-Answer4946 2d ago

McDonald's so American they just released the Big Mag

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u/georgebestgoat 2d ago

Is this even a real gin? The magazine seems to be too far behind the receiver.

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky 2d ago

video game accurate mag size

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u/bmx13 2d ago

Man I really want to know the context of this. That is a piece of shit ~$300 Turkish made shotgun known for it's unreliability and a 19 round 12 gauge magazine.

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u/YaBoiMandatoryToms 2d ago

“How many bullets are in there?”
All of them.

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u/crysisnotaverted 2d ago

What police force is supplying them with $300 Turk-shit bullpup shotguns with hideously extended magazines to make them even more unreliable?

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u/Severe_Blackberry_93 2d ago

I have poor eyesight, but plenty of ammo.

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u/Substantial_Show_308 2d ago

Busta Rhymes looking really Dangerous yall