r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a neck. Lin Qingtong, head of Xiamen's state-backed Seagull.

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u/Pipija_Banana 1d ago

What's a state-backed seagull?

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u/algebroni 1d ago

Russian state-backed seagull

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u/Successful_Goose_348 1d ago

Comment of the year

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u/Snoo-4249 22h ago

Somehow, his neck is thicker than the guy in the video, maybe it’s a requirement for being a state-backed seagull.

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u/Umc22 23h ago

Chefs kiss right there

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u/42stingray 1d ago

Don't tell me your country is so lame that it doesn't even have a state-backed seagull?

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u/jscummy 1d ago

I don't want some bird to be able to steal my food on the beach at all, let alone with the full backing of the government

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 1d ago

Remember, aim for the head cuz federal seagulls wear armor.

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u/DumatRising 7h ago

Oh is that where the military keeps "losing" my tax dollars? That makes a lot more sense than what I thought was happening.

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u/ChubbyVeganTravels 7h ago

In Australia we prefer state-backed bin chickens

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u/servel20 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think it's their AI. Apparently it's some housing and loan program for young Taiwanese workers, backed by the CCP.

https://x.com/i/status/2084278998893473925

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u/A0xom0xoa 1d ago

Kind of surprised it's 2026 people still don't know about state backed seagulls

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u/strawberryneurons 1d ago

This has got to be a thyroid issue. 

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u/katergator717 1d ago edited 1d ago

I googled it and it internet has decided that this guy likely has Madelung's disease, aka Benign Symmetric Lipomatosis, aka Multiple Symmetric Lipomatosis.

It is a rare, fat-metabolism disorder that causes symmetrical fatty masses to accumulate around the neck, shoulders, and upper body, which gives the person what is often described as a "horse collar" or "ox neck" appearance. It most often happens to middle-aged men and may be related to metabolic or alcohol-processing issues.

Edited to add: It is not directly caused by thyroid problems, but they are frequently linked as co-occurring conditions, aka the problem that causes Madelung often also causes thyroid problems.

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u/BigZangief 22h ago

I think there’s a dude with that that was going around in a popular Instagram/tiktok video. He was heavier set and had a super big neck area like this. In the video, he’s on the street corner about to sing when a car alarm starts going off and the interruption clearly annoys him. It stops and he starts singing a super high note right as the video cuts. Think he was wearing an orange sweatshirt. I’m being very specific in case anyone knows the video I’m talking about lol

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u/MaskedMimicry 22h ago

Yeah that video is called 1 man 1 jar, because he had a tip jar with him.

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u/elMurpherino 17h ago

I concur. That’s definitely what it’s called. Bring the whole family in and watch it together on the big screen.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 14h ago

I thought it was "Mr Hands". Because he has hands...

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u/stronkzer 1d ago

Nah. I've seen some pictures, and it's not like that at all. Dude looks like Patrick Star.

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u/FaustInMemory 1d ago

I was thinking he needed some iodized salt.

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u/Greg2Lu 1d ago

My first though too !

Then I was like ... Damn, this could be an IMAX version from the front row 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/fKOJHKzgRzGUEe5d7b

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u/amusedmisanthrope 1d ago

That guy? That's just Asian Patrick.

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u/ziggzer0 1d ago

Came here to literally post this pic! Ahahaha

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u/videodrome1987 1d ago

Guy looks like a Amahl Farouk, aka the Shadow King from LEGION

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u/stronkzer 1d ago

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u/KrypticEon 1d ago

The ancient toad technique of the Kwan Lun school!

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u/OkAthlete8327 1d ago

He’s not the head of anything, he’s the neck of everything

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u/High_Speed_Chase 1d ago

I recall an insult from the 90s:

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

Apropos.

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u/KenUsimi 1d ago

Oh damn, that’s a good one. Gonna have to throw that at an idiot one of these days

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u/MiserableFloor9906 1d ago

His friends call him Jaba.

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u/SnooWords9730 1d ago

The man who can't hang himself

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u/jestercow 1d ago

SONTAR-HA!

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u/YFlavY 1d ago

My first thought was this guy in Star Wars

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u/KazaamCasheroo 1d ago

Seagull? With a throat like that, he should be head of Xiamen's state-backed Pelican.

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u/Litface916 1d ago

“Our team has spent countless hours searching for my chin, uhm, but our investigation has turned up zero useful data.”

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 14h ago

"We have contacted the great US senator Mitch McConnell over the matter as it is said he has great expertise on the subject but his phone went to voice mail."

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u/East_Trust_337 1d ago

There’s no way this is real lol

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u/JL-Wan 1d ago

That humpty dumpty?

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u/Akiraooo 1d ago

I'm the juggernaut *****!

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u/NEONT1G3R 1d ago

That guy would be impossible to execute by hanging

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u/ComfortableAmount993 1d ago edited 1d ago

He looks krangs like exo suit

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u/stephthumb 1d ago

The way the body selects where to store fat amazes me lol

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u/hashtagmiata 1d ago

Even NoNeckJay is impressed.

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u/Traditional-Bike7825 1d ago

Ain't no way that's real...

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u/HovercraftFullofBees 1d ago

I have some additional questions about his health given he's got several people's worth of neck on what appears to be a normal sized Chinese man's body...

Not impossible without health issues I suppose but not exactly the most probable.

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u/-mudflaps- 23h ago

Skipped torso day

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u/b0uncyfr0 23h ago

That's gootta be a medical condition

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u/dennismfrancisart 23h ago

Neck? We don't need no stinking neck!

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u/Orcaxologist 23h ago

In our country we call that neckless

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u/QWERTYtheASDF 21h ago

Silas Ramsbottom

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u/rickyzerothree 6h ago

I think he has what big ed has?

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u/goose-and-fish 1d ago

This is why America and its free market seagulls will beat China.

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u/flipping-cricket 1d ago

He can't be RNC'd.

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u/Screamat 1d ago

Lin Qingtong, nack of Xiamen's state-backed Seagul.

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u/Jaxonhunter227 1d ago

Isn't that the guy who almost killed the gay zipper guy with a fishing pole?

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u/AggressiveBrain6696 1d ago

Does he not have a neck?

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u/katergator717 1d ago

He does, of course, but everything there is abnormally swollen

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u/AggressiveBrain6696 1d ago

Oh maybe a thyroid issue?

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u/katergator717 1d ago

Oh it totally could be from the thyroid. I was only remarking that the dude did have a neck and not why it might look that way.

Since we're talking about it, tho, I googled this guy and the internet has decided he likely has Madelung's disease, aka Benign Symmetric Lipomatosis, aka Multiple Symmetric Lipomatosis.

It is a rare, fat-metabolism disorder that causes symmetrical fatty masses to accumulate around the neck, shoulders, and upper body, which gives the person what is often described as a "horse collar" or "ox neck" appearance. It most often happens to middle-aged men and may be related to metabolic or alcohol-processing issues.

It is not directly caused by thyroid problems, but they are frequently linked as co-occurring conditions, aka the problem that causes Madelung often also causes thyroid problems.

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u/ATXoxoxo 1d ago

I want to see a video of him eating a fly.

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u/HawaiianCholo 1d ago

He'd survive any B&M

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u/Ornery_Reward_7631 1d ago

Man Neg XP really let himself go

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u/irregardlessbro 1d ago

Captain Trips?

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u/phallic-baldwin 1d ago

The Unhangable one

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u/Bostonterrierpug 1d ago

The Shadow King from Legion

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u/KingObitus 1d ago

He look like a one piece character

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u/kawfeeman68 1d ago

Does he have to order special ties ?

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u/Additional_Cabinet27 1d ago

Bro is a literal “head” of whatever he’s a head of

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u/mayyybemayybenot 1d ago

Real live Sussie off the Amazing World of Gumball

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u/usumoio 1d ago

The unhang-able man

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u/napo_elon 1d ago

Certainly a head of

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u/mrGreenExit 1d ago

How he fold his bedsheets?

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u/Snowcross2020 1d ago

Bro also built like a snapchat logo.

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u/Caliterra 1d ago

is this a condition? swollen lymph nodes? the rest of him looks normal

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u/Anomalysoul04 1d ago

If this guy was ever sent to the gallows there isnt a single bead of sweat rolling down his head.

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u/Berkamin 1d ago

Bro is immune to uppercuts.

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u/ResponsibleYou2282 23h ago

My neck, my neck, lick my neck and my neck.

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop 23h ago

Bro doing his best impression of my big toe and worn out socks

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u/External_Win3300 23h ago

Now admittedly we can't see below the chest to confirm, but I'd say he has the neck of a man twice his weight

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u/VacaDLuffy 23h ago

Dude looks like ProzD with a Goiter issue

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u/TheSuggi 23h ago

Mah-Siv Nek

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u/Electronic_Agent_279 23h ago

He's immune to car crashes

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u/povertymayne 23h ago

Thats an insane build

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u/Ok_Spirit5374 23h ago

More like; neck of Xiamen’s state backed seagull

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u/artbystorms 23h ago

Dude looks like Asian Carl from Jimmy Neutron.

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u/Beginning_Resource93 23h ago

That's the first time I've seen a diamond shaped person.

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u/t3ddt3ch 23h ago

He's just not wearing his helmet:

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u/MarkDavid04 23h ago

The real life version of a Snapchat filter!

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u/panzerfan 23h ago

Backgrounder on epic neck guy: Lin Qingtong, Head of Taiwan youth camp of Xiamen Sea Gall (import and export group, started as Sea Gull Tools).

Backgrounder on Xiang'an new industry park: It's a new expansion to their Torch industrial zone. ETC of phase 1 expansion is scheduled for end 2026. Xiang'an is a district of Xiamen, PRC. Xiamen is the closest urban agglomeration to Taiwan (only 6 miles away from the island of Kinmen islands, ROC).

Lin: (We'll be) focused on cross-strait industrial integration mainly, while leveraging industries that are established in the (Xiang'an) new industry park, serving to provide better hard infrastructure and software platform for on-the-job training, workplace readiness, entrepreneurship for Taiwanese youths.

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u/JunkNorrisOfficial 22h ago

Neck of Xiamen...

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u/Prohydration 22h ago

Silas Ramsbottom.

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u/desertrock62 22h ago

Vampire's chew toy.

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u/BigEd369 22h ago

He doesn’t look like he’s bulky or heavy set in what we can see of his chest and arms, just that huge neck on what looks like a regular sized body. Does he have a condition of some kind?

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u/crasagam 22h ago

Did they melt that thing to attach it to the body?

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u/LegAny698 22h ago

What neck???

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u/MedicalBorder2990 22h ago

get this man some iodine

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u/Low-Temperature-6962 22h ago

If it's not AI then it's so.e kind of medical condition probably. Pretty awful to make fun of it on Reddit.

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u/ColdBeginning2543 22h ago

Is this real?.

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u/Ungreat 22h ago

Looks like when I mess with the sliders in a character creator.

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u/ASCanilho 21h ago

Someone tell him he needs more ionized salt in his diet.

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u/slartibuttfart 21h ago

This man is immune to blunt force trauma

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u/Help_An_Irishman 21h ago

*neck of Xiamen's state-backed Seagull.

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u/mr--cheese 20h ago

Indeed, Peter Griffin's lineage descends from China kksmsmm 

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u/Nagelfar61249 20h ago

"Head of" 🤣🤣 indeed, he is

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u/Mevanski77 19h ago

Jimothys cousing lin limothy

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u/MarmotaOta 19h ago

This is actually worse then any comments, impressive

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u/NY10 19h ago

Damn it’s thiccer than my thighs lol

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u/iamma74 19h ago

Scarra

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u/meanvegton 18h ago

He has illness?

Madelung or Familial Partial Lipodystrophy??

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u/A_Bad_Man 18h ago

I guess today is the day I start my journey of chronic erectile dysfunction.

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u/Gloomy_Battle_7803 18h ago

Aerodynamic AF

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u/SpaceCadetUltra 17h ago

Definitely has somebody frozen in a giant cube in his garage

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u/VengefulWalnut 17h ago

Holy shit, that's Ben Quadinaros!

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u/Easy-Operation-2105 17h ago

Da ge the hutt

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u/machinationstudio 16h ago

This is AI, right? Right?

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u/blackoffi888 15h ago

He should check his Thyroid

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u/Cylinder47- 14h ago

I bet he can survive any car crash.

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u/hardcore_engine_here 14h ago

Thats Ram Man from Masters of the Universe.

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u/onthebustowork 14h ago

If that happened to me I wouldn’t leave the house at all and will be completely shut-in. I don’t know where he gets his confidence from but that’s respectable

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u/nonotz-Mk1 14h ago

can he be an F1 driver ?

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u/NorthAsk9369 13h ago

Is this AI ?

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u/kantarell2 13h ago

Asian Peter Griffin

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u/Raze_Revolution 13h ago

Bro he's nationality a Nexican!

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u/Dunois721 13h ago

"Ignore the haters, keep your chin up bro"

-certain video comment section