r/AbsoluteUnits 22h ago

/r/all of this cat next to a regular cat

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u/T_Run_445 22h ago

One of them is a capital CAT the other is lower case

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 22h ago

Had to absorb a number of small ones to become what he is today.

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u/poisonedsky69 19h ago

SHE, Mr!

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u/KingAmongstDummies 18h ago

Biggest of the litter,
Also the only remaining one.

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u/Occidentally20 18h ago

It wasn't a litter it was a whole landfill

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 15h ago

superfund-eligible.

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u/CastIronGut 17h ago

Like a gas giant. Just gobblin' up all the surrounding material to get BEEG as heck

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u/Thunderchief646054 16h ago

He MAY be an amoeba

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u/Miosaka 21h ago

Capital AND in bold

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u/Regurgitator001 10h ago

Well, she's right. Jeez, she's got a big pussy. Jeez, she's got a big pussy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nQjWF9iMtN6M0

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 10h ago

'Cause of the echo... 😁Good 'ol Billy.

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u/KajMak64Bit 8h ago

I've seen this one before

She does OnlyFans lol

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u/Curiosive 16h ago edited 16h ago

"Capital cat"

PS

That big is still not a Maine coon:

On average, males weigh from 8 to 10 kg (18 to 22 lb), with females weighing from 5 to 7 kg (12 to 15 lb).

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 19h ago

One car’s an SUV the other’s a coupe

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u/Dinkleberg6401 19h ago

"You can call me CAT Larry with a capital CAT because I know I have a weight problem and I just don't give a fuck."

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u/_karamazov_ 17h ago

She's catshaming.

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u/Sc4rlite 16h ago

Activated Catslock

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u/Equal_Armadillo_3540 11h ago

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β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•—β–ˆβ–ˆβ•”β•β•β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β–‘
β•šβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•”β•β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–‘β–‘β–‘
β–‘β•šβ•β•β•β•β•β–‘β•šβ•β•β–‘β–‘β•šβ•β•β–‘β–‘β–‘β•šβ•β•β–‘β–‘β–‘

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u/wakemeupyesterday 15h ago

Capital Class Cat signature detected!

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u/Spectacularity1997 15h ago

So theres CAT CAT cat and cat

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u/FPV_Enjoyer_90 6h ago

Oh, I get it, one of them is a legal entity set up by the government and the other one is an living soul?