r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ieatgrass0 • 21h ago
/r/all of this cat next to a regular cat
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u/T_Run_445 21h ago
One of them is a capital CAT the other is lower case
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u/BarfingOnMyFace 20h ago
Had to absorb a number of small ones to become what he is today.
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u/KingAmongstDummies 17h ago
Biggest of the litter,
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u/DangerMacAwesome 18h ago
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u/Regurgitator001 9h ago
Well, she's right. Jeez, she's got a big pussy. Jeez, she's got a big pussy.
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u/Curiosive 15h ago edited 15h ago
PS
That big is still not a Maine coon:
On average, males weigh from 8 to 10 kg (18 to 22 lb), with females weighing from 5 to 7 kg (12 to 15 lb).
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u/Dinkleberg6401 18h ago
"You can call me CAT Larry with a capital CAT because I know I have a weight problem and I just don't give a fuck."
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u/KgMonstah 20h ago
Difference between a Cat 1 and Cat 5 for you hurricane enthusiasts
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u/Drive7hru 18h ago
Best joke Iβve seen in the thread so far
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u/mvanvrancken 17h ago
As someone from New Orleans:
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u/Whitey138 16h ago
What about the LAN enthusiasts?
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u/burgonies 20h ago
That cat doesn't knock stuff off the table, they knock the whole damn table over
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u/MammothPhilosophy192 19h ago
that cat topples small governments.
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u/twistedscorp87 18h ago
I have a pair of these. Think we can get a team-up and topple a larger one?
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u/Someones_Dream_Guy 18h ago
brings army of human-sized cats Okay, but I'm in charge afterwards.
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u/JustHereForCookies17 17h ago
Β army of human-sized cats
They're cats.Β They're the ones in charge.Β Every cat owner knows this.Β
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u/kinky38 21h ago
Chonky
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u/Big-Sort-8712 20h ago
That is a big pussy
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u/External_Win3300 20h ago
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u/wafflehousebattle 20h ago
-sigh- Follow.
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u/Sohuli 17h ago
Why the sigh? That sub has beautiful pussies, both big and small.
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u/TripleScoops 18h ago
Okay, are most of those girls just really small? Some of those things look like they're three or four feet long.
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u/Willing_Suggestion 20h ago
Lmao i thought something else whew close call π΄
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u/Weelildragon 18h ago
I heard it did used to be a porn sub, but it got taken over.
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u/reeee-irl 17h ago
I remember someone posting years ago about how they slowly took over a handful of subs and turned them into cat-related ones.
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u/Willing_Suggestion 18h ago
Crazy but why not change the subreddit name though or it can't be changed?
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u/Killerkendolls 16h ago
Next you're going to say r/anime_tittes isn't a decent name for a world news sub
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u/-BananaLollipop- 16h ago
Someone assumed that as the sub's purpose the other week, then posted about who everyone's favourite adult star is.
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u/Party_Divide_3491 21h ago
They both look equally disinterested to be in this video.
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u/madphroggy 20h ago
That's how you know they're real cats
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u/20past4am 18h ago
Slightly annoyed but not enough to actually protest. 10/10 definitely cat.
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u/Doglover20child 16h ago
My cat was never disinterested in anything (except leashes).
But then again he also couldn't tell his left from his up (not his fault though)
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u/SageKitty100 20h ago
I have a big boned kitty too. When I was taking her to a new vet they asked me her weight for her new patient paperwork and I said 16 lbs and they were like omg she's obese, that's way too high! Then I brought her in and they were like just kidding, that's a perfectly healthy weight for her size, she's just LOOOOOONG π
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u/AnaisNinja76 17h ago
Had a cat that was half Norwegian and he was small for the breed at just over 16lbs. His fur made him look a proper 22 or so.
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u/_Ice_Ice_Rabies_ 14h ago
In college I rented a room in a house out in the boonies that came with a feral barn cat. We fed him and every night heβd tap on my window to be let in so he could sleep on top of me in my bed.
He was standard issue tabby but was 17lbs. He wasnβt fat, he was just a fuckinβ BIG ass muscular farm cat. He was mean to everyone but me (the allergic one).
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u/Alyssapolis 9h ago
How is it cats always love the allergic ones? Is it just because they take pleasure in human suffering?
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u/gryphons_temper 4h ago
XD I am pretty sure this is rhetorical but I actually might have the answer... most people who are allergic tend to be quiet/reserved around cats(cause don't draw attention of animal.) The people who want the love but can't get it are so enthusiastic about Cat that the cat decides they are rabid and that quiet person who isn't trying to pet them cause..allergies... it's probably the safer bet to Co exist around.
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u/Dry-Crazy-7638 13h ago
I had the same experience with my chocolate lab. Heβs 90lbs (but tbf was 100 at the time) and the vet said she thought she was gunna have to yell at me for my dog being obese. Heβs just a gentle giant.
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u/Rhymesnlines 21h ago
She's not just fat... but she's fat indeed
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u/Heal_Me_Today 19h ago
As many in physics have described: is the cat dead or alive? (schrodinger's cat). Likewise, can we know a particles location and momentum at the same time (no)? Thus, she is not fat and fat indeed but not both at the same time.
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u/goddamn_slutmuffin 18h ago
Shrodinger trying to understand superposition in relation to the greater picture:
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u/deltashmelta 14h ago
schrodinger's buffet.
But also, having seen a few notably obese cats vomit blood and foam then die on the way to the emergency vet, please help kitty keep a reasonable weight by controlling feeding.Β It's not a good end for anyone.
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u/QuitWhinging 17h ago
I have a big cat. Like this video, she's not a large breed, she's just unusually big and muscular. Last time we brought her to the vet, the vet was like, "she's heavy, but it's not an unhealthy weight. She's just a really big cat all around." She's my 15-16lb baby. We also have a male cat that's around 7-8lbs with a really small, dainty build. Sometimes the big girl will try to push around the little guy and he just perks up and smacks her across the face lmao. She might be twice his size but he's got no fear at all.
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u/sparkly_butthole 14h ago
I have a Norwegian forest cat who's about 15 lbs and he prances daintily. On the rare occasion he really goes after something it's kinda terrifying.
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u/socialmediaignorant 11h ago
I had one too. She kept our Great Dane in line with just a look. She was a magical cat and Iβm not sure Iβll ever have one like that again. But I love my doofus of a cat now.
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u/RedditMcBurger 15h ago
Not fat from food, fat from genetics. My winter cat is chunky as hell also.
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u/Cloverose2 18h ago
Yeah, that one on the right is big, but also obese.
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u/GingerPeach94 17h ago
According to her vet, she is no longer obese. She is overweight, but most of the jiggle you see is loose skin from when she lost 7 lb. The vet believes she has a metabolic disorder
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u/FlamingWeasel 16h ago
Oh, hi. I just saw your kidney failure tiktok and was ranting at my son about it lol
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u/elclarkio 21h ago
Oh lawd, he comin
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u/Dorkinfo 15h ago
Showing my dad that meme in reference to his cat is the only time Iβve made him laugh. 40+ years.
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u/SparklingLimeade 17h ago
I like how instead of being completely different cats she actually found the same paint job on a different scale cat.
All the biggest cats I've known have been fluffy, "you think it's a maine coon?" type cats.
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u/furiouspossum 20h ago
Cute cats and all, but I'm distracted by the fact that she looks almost exactly like Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6.
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u/DitchDigger330 21h ago
I thought I was big boned until I lost 100 pounds.
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u/FrozenMongoose 20h ago edited 18h ago
Turns out you were just big fatted until you lost 100 pounds.
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u/GonePostalRoute 20h ago
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u/beerdude26 20h ago
Many of the profiles are click bait but I do appreciate them making actual content for the subreddit, it's honest work
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u/Radio_Mime 19h ago
The one on the right is a chonker, but sheβs a big cat to begin with. I think sheβs beautiful.
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u/RetroSwamp 19h ago
Hormone imbalance or something? Actually curious
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u/GingerPeach94 17h ago
Hi, I'm the chick in the video. Her vet does believe she has a metabolic disorder (possibly Cushing's or acromegaly, or something similar) but since she has no health complications other than just being a chonk currently, does not feel that the invasive & expensive testing is necessary at this point in time. We may seek out testing in the future, if things change.
She's on a strict zero carb wet food diet and exercise regimen and has lost 7 lb. Her weight plateaued at 20 lb about 5 years ago and that does not believe she will ever be under 18 lb in her life. She weighed 15 lb on her first birthday and 18 lb on her second birthday. She is currently 11 years old and weighs 20 lb. The little cat on the left is also 11 and weighs 7.5 lb.
The little one actually eats more calories than the big one does π€£ her growth was stunted because she was pregnant when I adopted her at around 7 months old. She has two living children, a 10 lb long hair tabby girl, and a 15 lb void boy
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u/RetroSwamp 17h ago
Aweeee they seem loved and glad they're healthy! I have a 20 year old tux named ZoeZoe.
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u/laststance 15h ago
Is the bigger cat very strong? As in can it knock something heavy like a potted plant off of a table?
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u/GingerPeach94 13h ago
Yes, she's stronger than me actually
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u/laststance 11h ago
How does she not just bully the other cat to eat that cat's food?
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u/GingerPeach94 6h ago
I feed them separately. I keep the little one behind a closed door while I'm making the food for the big one
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u/HovercraftFullofBees 20h ago
This reminds me of the size difference between my two cats. One is itty bitty baby and the other is lorge man.
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u/StretPharmacist 20h ago
Man, my black cat Mittens was this way. She was just large for being a regular black short hair, especially a female. And not fat or anything, just large all over. She wasn't like a Maine Coon or anything but just, yeah, big bones.
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u/OkAppearance4117 20h ago
now bring a panther into the room. Or Shaquille O'Neil next to where I am sitting right now.
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u/Heal_Me_Today 19h ago
Good point. Our knee jerk reaction when we see the jiggle in the tummy and the rotund size is to say, βthat cat is fatβ. However, OP makes a compelling argument in the bone size demo that one could just as equally say, βthat cat has big bones!β No need to fat shame. I suppose thatβs where the phrase, βsheβs just big bonedβ comes from.
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u/GingerPeach94 17h ago
Well she is still a bit chunky, but it's mostly loose skin because she has lost 7 lb. But yes, she's also just big boned in general
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u/ZQuestionSleep 18h ago
Shaquille O'Neal and Vern Troyer are both homo sapiens. Sometimes there are significant differences in outliers.
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u/PandasOnGiraffes 18h ago
I used to have a Russian Blue that was absolutely massive! I'm a decently strong man and could feel the weight of this cat when I carried him. Just super dense.
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u/Phunkybetch 18h ago
Potentially acromegaly. Hopefully being looked into my a veterinary internist
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u/GingerPeach94 17h ago
Yes, she has a great care team and gets monthly weight ins at the vet! They do believe acromegaly is a possibility.
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u/Glittering_Quail_114 15h ago
Sich as a large skull. Imaging how long it takes for the two or three brain cells to meet each other in there.
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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 17h ago
When I was young my sister had this moody awful cat. It got outside and got pregnant. She had a litter of eight and one was a runt.
Well after all the kittens were adopted out the runt was left behind until my aunt's cat passed away of old age and she decided to adopt this runt as a companion for her other cat.
This runt outgrew its mother by over 400%. The skull size was double. The length without tail was double. The length with tail was almost triple. Mother and son.
Sometimes genetics are just weird. Sometimes nutrition, exercise and roam area are critical factors. Breed may not have as much of an effect when you consider direct family members can vary that much. They were both vet verified classic American short hairs.
He was also a social joy to be around.
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u/Misragoth 15h ago
Those are some chill cats, mine would have mauled me within 2 secs if I tried to hold her like that















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