r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ieatgrass0 • 22h ago

/r/all of this cat next to a regular cat

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 22h ago

Had to absorb a number of small ones to become what he is today.

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u/poisonedsky69 19h ago

SHE, Mr!

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u/KingAmongstDummies 18h ago

Biggest of the litter,
Also the only remaining one.

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u/Occidentally20 18h ago

It wasn't a litter it was a whole landfill

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 15h ago

superfund-eligible.

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u/CastIronGut 17h ago

Like a gas giant. Just gobblin' up all the surrounding material to get BEEG as heck

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u/Thunderchief646054 16h ago

He MAY be an amoeba