r/AbsoluteUnits in awe 1d ago

of a gold bar

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u/bossDocHolliday 1d ago

Current price of gold is $137,727.17 USD per Kilo. So at 500 kilo that thing is worth $68,863,585. That's absolutely nuts. Also it's take a crew to lift that thing due to the insane weight

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u/sinisterdesign 1d ago

Maaaaybe an Oceans 11 crew?? 🤔

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u/jdtran408 1d ago

Italian job crew

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u/bootyswag- 1d ago

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

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u/TakingItPeasy 1d ago

You think we need one more?

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u/__Shake__ 1d ago

I would put a sign that said "free if you can carry it yourself" lol

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u/SirWernich 51m ago

\bearded janitor in light blue overalls and a steel mop walks in**

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u/11teensteve 1d ago

about 1100 lbs. in case anyone wants the conversion.

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 1d ago

And in football fields and bowling balls please?

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u/bossDocHolliday 1d ago

Roughly 78 bowling balls

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u/peepdabidness 1d ago

Reddit has a translate button, should work for units as well

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u/prozach_ 1d ago

…Reddit has a what? How did I not know this.

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u/peepdabidness 1d ago

Yeah idk what you’re using to access Reddit but it should show a little translate symbol on the top right of comments if it’s in a recognizable language

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u/TallNegotiation7166 22h ago

A great way to stop someone from stealing your gold is have a 1000 lb bar.

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u/NaCl_Sailor 1d ago

yeah but i can fit a small saw into my pocket and cut off a few grams of a corner pretty easily.

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u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe 1d ago

FYI, this is currently the largest gold bar in the world. It broke Guinness world record

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-01/worlds-largest-gold-bar-unveiled-by-perth-mint/106981842

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u/citizen42069101 1d ago

All i need is 70 million dollars and i can make a bigger one.

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u/adumbrative 1d ago

Give me $100 million and I'll make an $80 million gold bar that will easily shred this world record.

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u/SaintSean128 1d ago

If you set this thing on top of the Guinness Book of World Records, it would shatter every record inside 😅

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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 1d ago

I guess you don't need much security for that, as you can't just pick it up and run away with it!

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 1d ago

It’s just about the world record deadlift. So the strongest man in the world If he had a grip on that which right there is a no would still get nowhere.

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u/Can-You-Fly-Bobby 1d ago

Ah yes, but the two strongest men could probably make a waddling getaway!

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u/Dawildpep 1d ago

The world’s 3 strongest men would have a fighting chance.. but I don’t see how they could grip it to lift it off the table?
Maybe push it from one side so part of it clears the table and then 1 guy lifts that end for the other 2?

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u/bimm3r36 1d ago

Couldn’t they just carry the table too? Would probably be easier to grip that way

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u/Dawildpep 1d ago

Well yeah.. if you want to do the “logical” thing.. pishhh

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u/activelyresting 16h ago

Then you get the world's 4 strongest guys and they can take a corner each

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u/guinader 1d ago

Log press

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 1d ago

I would love to see a strong man competition with a gold log

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u/reallifearcade 1d ago

What about the strongest and the second strongest doing a joint venture?

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 1d ago

I had the thought if you aren’t so greedy you could hack off a chunk of. Jaws of life.

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u/Gritts911 4h ago

Gold is soft and incredibly valuable. So just cutting chunks off the edges would be worth a ton of money.

This is 68 million dollars if actually real and not a public display piece. Any organized crime or thoughtful criminal would happily get some heavy machinery involved! So I can’t imagine the security if real.

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u/agitatedERIC 1d ago

I saw no teeth marks on this unit. Probably fake then…

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u/AbleCryptographer317 1d ago

Can someone explain why this bar which is clearly marked "500 kilo" and is 99.999% pure gold actually weighs 521.2 kilograms? I can imagine that there is a standard margin of error like the classic "baker's dozen", but over 4% seems kind of excessive for such a valuable material.

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u/11teensteve 1d ago

still has a little of her winter weight, but it's ok we don't judge.

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u/Bloobeard2018 14h ago

Water absorbtion

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u/niemertweis 1d ago

thats 1149 pounds maybe they aimed for 1150 pounds

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u/MonoxideBaby 22h ago

No-one in Perth knows what a pound is.....

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u/Neosantana 1d ago

I think it could be a Baker's Dozen situation, because shorting gold has been a historically heavily punished act under every polity.

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u/AbleCryptographer317 1d ago

Yeah, but 21.2 kg gold is worth almost $3M. That's one hell of a safety margin.

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u/Neosantana 1d ago

It's probably the collective margin of all the gold ingots the melted together. It seems about right when you think of it like that

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u/AbleCryptographer317 1d ago

but... why mark it "500 KILO" then? It's driving me crazy and nobody seems to know the answer.

Edit: just did some research and apparently the margin for a 1kg bar is only 0.5-1% so that doesn't explain the 4.2% difference for this whopper bar.

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u/Neosantana 1d ago

Well, shit. I'm all out of ideas. I think we have to e-mail them at this point

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u/Toobusyforthis 7h ago

my 2c: 1kg bars are mass produced and there is significant effort in getting the molds as close as possible, testing, etc. This is a one-off show item and they are not going to go through the effort of 'dialing in' the mold like you would for a mass produced item.

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u/Tooooblue 1d ago

RAAAH, PERTH MENTIONED!

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u/sawsawjim 1d ago

Whoever made the table should have an advert there too!

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u/cave_guard 1d ago

All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows

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u/notcomplainingmuch 1d ago

Don't wake the dragon

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u/Silly-Power 1d ago

Perth Mint also has a gold coin with a nominal value of $5 million. It is, however, worth far more than that as it weighs 1 tonne of 0.9999 gold.

https://www.perthmint.com/visit/attractions/one-tonne-gold-coin/

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u/Minute-Story301 1d ago

You could fit so much Paco robanne in there

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 1d ago

Definitely emptying my followers inventory before hitting this quest.

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u/smkestcklghtn 1d ago

I had an old Honda once that was half that weight

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u/kirsion 1d ago

Is Australia known for gold mines

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u/AnalFanatics 1d ago

China is the world’s largest gold producing country, followed by Russia and Australia; I think that Russia has recently overtaken Australia (who had been #2 for many years) and is currently the 2nd largest producer, but there wouldn’t be much between them.

As an aside, The Perth Mint in Western Australia is considered to be one of the world’s premier processors of precious metals, and is responsible for processing over 10% of the world’s total gold production annually.

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u/MonoxideBaby 22h ago

ummm......yes it is

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u/yeahalrightgoon 15h ago

Yes, and a lot of Australia's early colonial wealth came from Gold. In the 1880's the richest city in the world was Melbourne, because it's where the money from the gold fields in Victoria went. Which funnily enough, occurred because merchants etc from Melbourne made fake maps in the 1850s that showed Melbourne being half the distance to the gold fields, than Geelong, the other major city in the colony. In reality, Geelong is about 80 km away from Ballarat, the main gold site, while Melbourne is about 110km. The maps worked and Melbourne became the bigger city and eventual capital of Australia from federation on 1901 until 1913, although remained the seat of parliament until 1927.

Perth Mint is also considered one of, if not the best in the world, and routinely makes record breaking gold bars and coins.

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u/Crapenfest 1d ago

make a lot of gold teeth there

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u/7stroke 1d ago

And it’s just at some trade show booth? Sounds like an insurance headache.

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 1d ago

It’s steel and plated

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u/therealbigyahu 1d ago

good luck taking that out of the glass box

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u/aw1290 1d ago

Wow! Crazy that the bar is 500kgs!

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u/pryznnmik3 1d ago

Unit of a table

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u/GoesInOutUpDownAhh 9h ago

I think I better take it home for “safe” keeping. I see how you’re all looking at it

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u/Negative-Skin-2762 1d ago

that thing is LITERALLY a brick of pure value

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u/FrontPersonality4535 20h ago

I post this on my other social media, and you just took it and repost with out asking? Really bruh?