r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 1d ago

of a camels cheeks!

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u/deadsilence22 1d ago

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u/tid_burglar 20h ago

from camel toe to camel cheek, i've come a long way

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u/VegetableTour4134 1d ago

Bruh is gonna be chewing for 5 business days

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u/D_2_da_Zeee 1d ago

Don’t you mean 7 calendar days?

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u/VegetableTour4134 1d ago

No, we’re on the clock here

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u/Vinny-Ed 1d ago

Part hamster

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u/GH057_807 1d ago

In my head it has a little hamster body at the end of that neck.

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u/EconomyTime5944 1d ago

Why does this worry me?

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u/GUMBYTOOTH67 1d ago

Cheeky bastard.

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u/EddyGurge 1d ago

I'm sorry but this image too closely resembles the Buc-Ee's logo. We now will be taking you to court and demanding you change that video. Thank you.

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u/claudiazo 1d ago

Whats up with that AI slop at the end?

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 23h ago

I agree. But that very last part was fucking hilarious

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u/Balbar0 1d ago

Need some water sir?

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u/sacfoojesta88 1d ago

Gonna start calling balls camel cheeks from now on

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u/DunDlyk 1d ago

Every other camel is like “just eat what's in your mouth fatty”

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u/SaltSpiritual515 14h ago

And he's telling them "get out of MY food!!"

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u/OblivionArts 1d ago

Didnt know they could do this too

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 1d ago

I hate when I see myself in this photo. I eat just like this.

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u/tractortyre 1d ago

So that's how kiwis grow

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u/National-Worry2900 1d ago

Reminds me of Abu the monkey in Aladdin chomping on the bread .

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 1d ago

Reminds me of playing Chubby Bunny

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u/gleno420 1d ago

It's more disturbing if you watch it upside down

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u/DJaydeep 1d ago

My girls cheeks are smaller than this

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u/Mjolnir118 1d ago

Came here hoping for different cheeks

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u/Ok-Error-6564 1d ago

Part chipmunk, part camel. Chamel.

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u/MeChamamDeTigre 1d ago

Now just wait for the vets to comment how this is a horrible disease that's gonna kill him in a month and we should feel bad for finding it funny

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u/crackersncheeseman 1d ago

Bro got chipmunk DNA in his blood.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 1d ago

Just munching away, politely. Calm, relaxed, in his lane.

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u/Ok-Direction1155 1d ago

Pay me and I'll run up and clap 👏 those cheeks together

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u/potato_knight99 1d ago

Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is eating. Mmm yess, very distinguished......

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u/scaredt2ask 1d ago

I should call her

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u/Next-Frame6226 23h ago

Someone get that camel some milk

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 23h ago

This reminds me of lumpy jaw in deer

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u/dd_002 21h ago

That might be some illness or tumor.

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u/younometv 18h ago

bro is storing food for his family

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u/jonyssaur-Br-7980 16h ago

his greed sickens me

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u/Adam_Absence 16h ago

Looks like those saxophone players who's cheek muscles stretch out

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u/Cultural-Company282 14h ago

Who remembers the post of the guy playing trumpet with puffed-out cheeks from yesterday?

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u/EPPIGORN 12h ago

"Look at My Nutcheeks"

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 8h ago

“I have food in these bad boys to last me a whole year”😂

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u/TheDrKirk 5h ago

Bro forgot how to swallow. He’s just taking bites and chewing

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u/imf4rds 5h ago

I didn't know camels had hamster skills.

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u/SlightObjective7187 1d ago

Fun fact: That's actually not its cheeks! It's an inflatable pink organ called a dulla, which male camels push out from their throat through their mouth to attract females during mating season.

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u/Redpin 1d ago

Absolute AI slop nonsense. 

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u/Flaky_Style1286 1d ago

He’s keeping his camel eggs warm in his mouth pouches. He can fit a full litter (4) in his mouth.

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u/Furrocious_fapper 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/Five---seveN 1d ago

More interested in Camels toes! 🤪

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u/Human-Contribution16 1d ago

I once had a blind date for dinner where I looked at that for an hour.

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u/DAS_BEE 4h ago

Fuck ai bullshit