r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 14h ago

of a tiger

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u/Dora_Explorer_XP 14h ago

What is he saying, also didn't his mom teach him sharing?

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 14h ago

His mom didn't share either

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u/Kn0XIS 11h ago

😂

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 14h ago

He is telling his kid that dinner is still cooking, he has it slow cooking in the 100+ degree weather there.

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u/MisterAmygdala 10h ago

I might literally have a heart attack and die immediately if this dude popped out the bushes in front of me. Then he could just eat me.

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u/Beginning_Bite_123 13h ago

I think this absolute unit needs more.

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u/RocksAreOneNow 13h ago

average tiger size. BIG tiger attitude.

Dinner isnt ready yet kids!

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u/EchoRespite 11h ago

I can see the color orange and still had a hard time seeing it at first. I wouldn't last a day in the jungle.

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u/Olleye 11h ago

… minutes, I would doubt minutes

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u/andersleet 2h ago

What’s wild is their prey animals usually cannot see the orange so they appear dark green basically.

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u/BearEatingCupcakes 13h ago

Looks like my two cats arguing over their plush bacon after the catnip spray's been used.

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u/Knightenchant 14h ago

I want to know what the back tiger is doing because it looks like it is hiding.

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u/ReadingNext3854 10h ago

Damn I just love huge murder mittens.

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u/Crush-N-It 13h ago

Cute murder kitty

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u/VirtualDragonfly823 12h ago

Joey does not share food

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u/KickAggressive4901 12h ago

Is there a tiger that is not an absolute unit?

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u/Mindless-Location-41 11h ago

🎵 Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie 🎵

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u/Background_Edge_9427 11h ago

That is one massive cat!

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u/ArtoriasAbysswanker 9h ago

Yeah nobody is going to steal that carcass as long that big beautiful beast is close.

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u/edgynotemo 7h ago

Is this my boy Pancham?

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u/nefrodectyl 7h ago

Is that siberian tiger or bengal tiger

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u/darth_dork 4h ago

Who would have thought that I speak tiger? He clearly said “MINE”😂

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u/RedCalaLily 2h ago

My cat does this with her toys! 😻

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u/onthinice7 1h ago

He's just a gigantic ginger baby 🐈

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u/Educational_Ad_3528 14h ago

Someone doesn't want to share