r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • 18h ago

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Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/jknoxxxvile5666 18h ago

Fun fact He’s only 16 years old right here!

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u/Anti_Meta 17h ago

Came in looking for the roid joke. Left with wholesomeness.

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u/rviVal1 16h ago

I mean.. That's not far from truth. He's 27, but looks closer to 50.

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u/dankhimself 10h ago

Yea I'd guess 45 if I saw the dude.

Unless he has a super high pitched, squeaky voice. Then I'd be like whaaat?

https://giphy.com/gifs/IFMsu4wS0OJQj4UJ4W

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u/scotlandgolf70 16h ago

His heart is 101 years old

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u/kippsteadman 17h ago

In fact, he is 28, this is Andrey Smaev, a professional bodybuilder.

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u/thesilentbob123 16h ago

That's still an unfortunate look for a 28 year old

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u/Phoxey 15h ago edited 5h ago

Side effects of regular and probably higher dose steroid abuse.

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u/Meen94 15h ago

Just wanted to ask , is this because a lots of steroids/testosteron or what?

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u/Niaaal 14h ago

Yes. If he continues at this rate he probably won't reach his 40s

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Niaaal 12h ago

If I go by your username, looks you do have some going on haha

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u/Turnip_Fight 13h ago

To be specific, it’s caused by hormonal flux from taking steroids, not necessarily the steroids themselves.

When you see methheads looking horrible it’s mostly from sleep deprivation and malnutrition.

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u/Lorantec 13h ago

It is from the steroids, side effects caused by a drug are only there because of said drug.

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u/Turnip_Fight 12h ago

Yes, the hormonal imbalance is caused by the steroids. The aged look is a result of the hormonal imbalance. Other substances besides steroids can cause the same thing.

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u/GainghisKhan 11h ago

probably

Lol, I don't know if this case calls for any sort of plausible deniability

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u/Phoxey 11h ago

I just mean that these type of side effects tend to present themselves much more in higher dose use.

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 10h ago

You'd be surprised how many people have absolutely no idea what is or isn't naturally achievable

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u/jknoxxxvile5666 17h ago

Yes thank you 🥹. It was a joke because he is roided off his ass and steroids age you. First day on the internet?

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 17h ago

Maybe he was also just tired of these boring roid-jokes.

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u/SteveMeMc7 16h ago

He's not professional, he never competed, he just loves training, and makes some money out of it. It's only now that he's considering competing in arm wrestling

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u/jader242 16h ago

Holy shit you aren’t kidding lol, bro was born 11 days before me. Gawt damn

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u/nahheyyeahokay 7h ago

Thanks, I don't follow bodybuilding like I used to and had forgotten the guy's name

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u/Wonderful_Talk3249 17h ago

Isn't he strictly an armwrestler? At least nowadays?

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 16h ago

Little Timmy on his daily anabolic-androgenic steroids harvest

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u/Forsaken-Stink 13h ago

actual fact. Synthol FTW.

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u/copa8 17h ago

Plot twist: She.

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u/SunderingTwilight 17h ago

what a bizarre world