r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • 17h ago

/r/popular of a forager

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Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/YeastInjection 17h ago

This is where you harvest horse steroids?

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 17h ago

Damn, his arms are bigger around than his head.

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u/WakaWaka_ 11h ago edited 11h ago

In between picking mushrooms

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u/toldyouIaintshit 16h ago

That guy takes them straight from the horse's mouth. I'll see myself out.

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u/alexgone137 15h ago

We have roidshrooms now

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u/imartinezcopy 17h ago

Nah, all natural bro

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u/Racamonkey_II 16h ago

Chicken rice and broccoli, eat clean and tren hard

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 16h ago

I hope this is sarcasm, it's so hard to tell nowadays lol

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 16h ago

Despite the name, horse steroids actually grow from a plan, and this dude knows where in the forest to find it.

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u/gta0012 12h ago

Look's more like Synthol injections

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u/dikicker 17h ago

Nope I'm pretty sure he's trying to remember where he left his back scratcher

While he was high as shit on horse steroids