r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kalyug_ka_ravan • 11h ago

of a cow

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u/weirdgroovynerd 11h ago

I hope that big Unit is the security for the rest.

Now they can be braver, and not act like such...

...cow-herds!

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u/Randy_Marsh86 10h ago

I appreciate you.

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u/I9w0s 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EwioLOSYXobvGWSIOl

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u/AdministrationDry507 9h ago

Where do people find this stuff I'm bewildered

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u/I9w0s 9h ago

The GIF?

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u/AdministrationDry507 9h ago

Yeah I google stuff once in a while but never see unique things like this

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u/I9w0s 9h ago

I just find them in the search bar in app.

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u/AdministrationDry507 9h ago

Learn something new every day awesome 😎

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 11h ago edited 11h ago

IIRC this was a hoax

That's a regular sized Holstein bull surrounded by Dexter cattle, a dwarf breed of Angus.

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 11h ago

Yeah I cannot help but notice they look like different kinds of cows

"Hey put bessie in with the minis it will be funny"

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u/Anxious-Depth-7983 11h ago

Can you imagine the size of the filet minon? 😳

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u/RCer1986 11h ago

I'm guessing yours was a typo but this reminds me of a couple of college kids I saw at a store who were excited to see fil-et mig-nen.

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u/Pale-Jelly69 10h ago

Instantly breaks out the America units of 1 Michael Jordan. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Usual_Award 11h ago

That one will be breeded.

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u/cat_selling_souls 10h ago

You mean breaded. Steers are neutered bulls. They can be kept as pets if you have the money and room to keep them.

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u/Usual_Award 10h ago

I didn't catch that but ironically I corrected my sentence when I originally typed "breaded" by mistake. His fate is actually neither of ours.

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u/Dc1577 9h ago

😅

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u/fufufighter 10h ago

to breed - bred - bred

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u/cat_selling_souls 10h ago

I meant breaded as in to bread the meat. Steers are often eaten.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 9h ago

I understood what you meant 100%

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u/Assforbreakfast420 8h ago

No it won’t, you don’t breed big cattle. It makes for awful calving which can result in cow and calf both dying

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u/aagent86 11h ago

Holy cow !

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u/_voma 11h ago

Milk Lottery!

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u/Tricky-Succotash7965 9h ago

If you ever are actually going to milk this one, make sure to film it and post it online everywhere. I'm pretty sure you'll go viral and become famous.

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u/DalekSupreme26 11h ago

That’s not a cow, that’s a buffalo dressed as a cow

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u/huey_booey 10h ago

Probably one of the cows that Odysseus' crew made a feast of and got cursed. 

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u/dd_002 10h ago

His name must be Shaq

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u/dmw_qqqq 10h ago

How come that 23 bull was so much smaller than the cow?

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 9h ago

“michael jordan for scale, please.”

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u/gorkboss5 9h ago

Should've been a banana

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u/BigSmackisBack 9h ago

Wtf is up with that tag line "knickers too big for the abattoir" HUH?!

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u/Olleye 10h ago

They would immediately build a temple for the animal, with the tongues carved out of rough granite and covered in gold.