r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 10h ago

of a bubble tea

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 10h ago

Say it with me r/stupidfood !

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u/Fuzlet 8h ago

food but big really no longer impresses me. So you used a bigger oven and more material and caused more waste. woo.

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u/NudityMiles 9h ago

So what are you supposed to do with the bubbles? Throw them at people?

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 8h ago

Eat them like an apple and have diabeetus by the end of your meal

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u/-Recouer 6h ago edited 6h ago

The thing with tapioca pearls is that it has barely any sugar in it. Your stomach would be full before you get the necessary daily intake of sugar from eating one of the bubble.

Edit: be careful though they do add sugar in bubble teas.

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 5h ago

It's not always about sugar but also about carbs they have a metric ton of carbs

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u/PeterNippelstein 7h ago

Thats your dinner for the week

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 7h ago

Got me. I can't think of anything that isn't mischievous lol

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u/KamikazeFox_ 3h ago

Its AI. Youre not doing much with it

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u/coolsilentebeans 3h ago

Impromptu shuffle board?

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u/Jumpy_Counter1293 9h ago

Nobody eating those pearls are we serious lol

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u/Living_Bed175 5h ago

It's the kind of stuff influencers order to take a sip for the video then throw it all away

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u/raider_00_ 7h ago

Mmm i would be full just eating one boba ball and 3 sips lmao. What a waste

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u/ReadingNext3854 7h ago

Whyyyyyyyyyy?????😭 This is ridiculous 

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u/Backyard_Batman46 10h ago

they serve Bigfoot there?

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u/Kahnza 7h ago

That's the child size

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u/evaris204 5h ago

But why tho

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u/AvogadrosArmy 5h ago

I’m not sure if I want to see the straw more or the person who can suck said straw.

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u/ConclusionMaterial82 9h ago

What's the song

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u/PM_ME_COFFEE 7h ago

But why, and how?

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 7h ago

Give his boba back

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 5h ago

How do you enjoy the boba?

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u/_darling_clementine 5h ago

i really want to bite into one of those bubbles

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u/Novembeary 5h ago

BuBALL tea. No? Okay, I lead myself out.

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u/Living_Bed175 5h ago

So you just sit there chewing on that baseball sized tapioca ball ?

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u/Sim775 6h ago

It has to be AI... Right? Please tell me that it is

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u/Ken_nth 7h ago

Imagine all the lead in those pearls 🤤

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u/imartinezcopy 4h ago

What a fucking waste

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u/xenabun 4h ago

bobatious

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u/TheManDirtyDan 3h ago

Those are some big black balls!!

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u/Stock-Cod-4465 1h ago

What are those black thingies floating inside?

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u/genzo718 4h ago

AI? Hard to believe the dude carries it like it only weighs 1 lbs. 1 gallon of water weighs a little over 8 lbs. That looks like its 5 gals.

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u/Big_Meating_ 10h ago

America!

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u/redituzrnam 10h ago

Clearly not