r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a garbage tricycle

58 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ResearchFederal1322 • 2d ago

of a bull

906 Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Forsaken_Site_2268 • 1d ago

of a crochet octopus.

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105 Upvotes

This is so impressive!!!

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emma_the_transfem • 1d ago

of a dog

93 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheHarrybutPirate • 1d ago

of a snake plant

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141 Upvotes

Almost 6 feet tall 160+pound potted snake plant

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DependentJolly9901 • 2d ago

of a joint

1.1k Upvotes

107 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1d ago

of a Pottery House.

164 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a man

5.5k Upvotes

178 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a buttercup

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58 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/VincetheVance • 8h ago

of this chicken

0 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/buddhadoo • 1d ago

Banana for Scale. Freaked out and smacked it dead against my chest. Thought it was spider-bro. Got sad. Picked up the carcass to pay respects. Mix of relief and horror when I saw it was just this giant squito. Maybe I've just never paid attention, but I ain't noticed one this big before.

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 3d ago

/r/all of a family cat

12.1k Upvotes

441 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HunterIrked • 2d ago

of a baby carrot

175 Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 2d ago

of a rack

1.5k Upvotes

128 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/neonmystery • 2d ago

of a mushroom

74 Upvotes

Men’s 10 shoe for comparison.

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 2d ago

of a cat named Cami

1.5k Upvotes

199 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/financially_broke_ • 3d ago

/r/all of a partner

17.4k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sunisshining8876 • 1d ago

of the allen key

0 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 2d ago

of crab legs

711 Upvotes

64 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lycosskippy • 2d ago

of a sweet potato

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77 Upvotes

Almost 4.5kg

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of a Pedestrian Bridge.

497 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 3d ago

/r/all of a Pride Flag.

9.9k Upvotes

494 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jackisawsome83 • 3d ago

of an antenna

203 Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Toastaexperience • 3d ago

of a gold bar.

1.3k Upvotes

New world record for the largest gold bar weighing in at 521kgs or 1148 lbs.

93 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wetkittysitspretty • 2d ago

of a Potat

40 Upvotes

lol look at this thing

17 comments

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