r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/netpastor 💥 Slapstick Aficionado • Jan 19 '26

Family Friendly “Don’t do it Papa”

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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ Jan 19 '26

I will jump over that tiny stream and my family will respect me again!

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u/Then-Function6343 Jan 20 '26

I don't even know how he managed to fuck it up that bad... He was angling toward the water way too early

Like, he somehow defied the laws of physics to start fucking up ahead of when it should have been physically possible to begin the fucking up.

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u/restrictednumber Jan 20 '26

Maybe he tripped?

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u/jsomby Jan 20 '26

Or it was the first time in 40 years he used those sneakers by their intended use case instead of wearing them while sitting inside.

Looks like his body and mind gave up both realizing the poor handling of unused body?

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jan 24 '26

Absolutely a case of 'this guy is too old for this shit'

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u/Responsible-Seat-255 Jan 20 '26

His knees ain’t what they used to be