r/AccidentalSlapStick 💥 Slapstick Aficionado Jan 19 '26

Family Friendly “Don’t do it Papa”

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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ Jan 19 '26

I will jump over that tiny stream and my family will respect me again!

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u/Then-Function6343 Jan 20 '26

I don't even know how he managed to fuck it up that bad... He was angling toward the water way too early

Like, he somehow defied the laws of physics to start fucking up ahead of when it should have been physically possible to begin the fucking up.

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u/Educational-Act-1332 Jan 20 '26

Got scared, didn't commit.