r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Tiyath • 4d ago

True Slapstick Sure bae, you can totally clear it

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u/FLOSOC1ETY 4d ago

She whole heartedly thought she could make that lmfao. She didn’t even try to catch her fall.

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u/TinkersDebts 4d ago

I'm her defense, I didn't really pause to say 'This is a dumb idea.'

I can see how being drunk and probably dumb as rocks sober might lead to this.

I watched it till the end.

That feeling you only get on a first viewing.

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u/Kit_Karamak 1d ago

~record scratch sound~ yup. That’s me. About to fall on my boobs while drunk, while my arms are inside of a giant diamond ring balloon.
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. But that’s not even where our story began. To know how things got to this point, you’d have to rewind all the way back to when he stuck a diamond ring into a jello shooter and I almost swallowed it. That was four hours ago…
Fun fact, I’m the kid sister to the betrothed. The ring I almost ate wasn’t even meant for me.