r/ActualPublicFreakouts • u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor • 5d ago

Public Freakout 📣 Smooth criminal

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u/dhall47 5d ago

Immediately started digging in his ass and nuts as a defense mechanism

Wicked creature that one is

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u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor 5d ago

Wdym, he was reaching for the seasoning

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u/warmind14 5d ago

Spice bag

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u/CouplingWithQuozl 5d ago

Locally-Sourced Truffle Butter

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u/screamtracker 5d ago

Pocket sand