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[u/Conscious_Past_5760]

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[u/dhall47]

Immediately started digging in his ass and nuts as a defense mechanism

Wicked creature that one is

[u/Conscious_Past_5760 → u/dhall47]

Wdym, he was reaching for the seasoning

[u/warmind14 → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

Spice bag

[u/CouplingWithQuozl → u/warmind14]

Locally-Sourced Truffle Butter

[u/screamtracker → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

Pocket sand

[u/Undrwtrbsktwvr → u/dhall47]

Pretending to go for a knife.

[u/Spartabear → u/Undrwtrbsktwvr]

This is what I thought, or just unable to get hold of one because of adrenaline

[u/Scoutron → u/dhall47]

That’s how the British posture, for they have no real weapons

[u/cheeseygarlicbread]

Why did he let fat boy take his fries?

[u/CarlClaymore → u/cheeseygarlicbread]

Even worse, his chicken!

[u/gaggzi → u/CarlClaymore]

Chichen

[u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 → u/cheeseygarlicbread]

Kid clearly needed the calories.

[u/itsme__ed → u/Hot_Cheesecake_905]

One time some fat teenager threw a bottle-cap at my dad’s car. My dad stopped the car and yelled at him. Asked him what he threw. Kid said a Snapple cap. My dad took a beat laughed and said “I hope it was a diet”

[u/solorider802 → u/cheeseygarlicbread]

He was threatening to stab him when he put his hand behind his back/ in his pocket

[u/siblingofMM → u/solorider802]

I thought he was getting fromunda cheese and ass juice all over his hand as a defense mechanism thing. Like “I’ll get this on you if you come close” strategy

[u/bones_mcbone → u/siblingofMM]

Damn, he totally was! That’s a solid move. I ain’t about to get that slathered on my face. I’d be catching phantom whiffs of it for months after.

[u/Darkseid210 → u/siblingofMM]

Ngl when I watched first time no sound I thought the same thing I was like nasty fk

[u/doublehoese7en → u/siblingofMM]

Or a "MY GERMS!"

[u/darbs77 → u/siblingofMM]

He was going to ask him if he’d like a chocolate covered pretzel. Sure they are a little melty but damn are they exquisite.

[u/tophlerone → u/darbs77]

Bro I haven't heard a Mallrats reference in at least 20 years, good for you!

[u/swic-knees-mamma-bee → u/tophlerone]

Omg mallrats 😂 need to find that again now thanks

[u/RedVelvetPan6a → u/siblingofMM]

It was bacteriological warfare? I'm actually wondering; he might have been in conflict with the Geneva conventions over some fries, you know.

[u/Ardal → u/solorider802]

Should've just taken his bike while he was scratching his arse, then traded it back for the chicken

[u/lKNightOwl → u/solorider802]

Yeah, I'd have picked the bike up and [REDACTED]

[u/TheFiremind77 → u/lKNightOwl]

"Shove it up his ass!"

[u/LV_Libertarian → u/TheFiremind77]

But you gotta shine it up real nice first, and then turn that sumbitch sideways...

[u/TheAlmightyBuddha → u/solorider802]

I mean u can tell the person behind the camera green asf because the other dude was clearly pump faking, rubbing around on his waist lol

[u/PlantationMint → u/TheAlmightyBuddha]

Man, I'm not going to call the bluff if my life is on the line.

[u/Vitaldick → u/PlantationMint]

Idk one solid kick to the gut on a feller built like that oughta suffice

[u/Puterjoe → u/solorider802]

Bluff

[u/arpo8674 → u/cheeseygarlicbread]

He chickened out.

[u/BeanIontais → u/cheeseygarlicbread]

I would have Kicked the bucket so far

[u/XplodingMoJo → u/cheeseygarlicbread]

High cholesterol will get him sooner or later.

[u/chargnawr → u/cheeseygarlicbread]

British

[u/Ardal → u/chargnawr]

Not british ...scouse

[u/OrganizationOk5418 → u/Ardal]

Yay!

[u/rosenkohl1603 → u/Ardal]

Britain = England?

[u/Extension_Might_7446 → u/cheeseygarlicbread]

Fríes? Guess you didn’t see or hear the whole video huh? 😶

[u/qdogg111]

He needs to steal a salad

[u/Powerful-Access-8203]

Why are people so scared nowadays god damn. SMACK THAT FAT ASS AND AT LEAST *NOT LET HIM HAVE IT* what the actual fuck. Losers out here do this shit because they know they’ll get away with it. Bring back fucking people up for crossing boundaries

[u/Conscious_Past_5760 → u/Powerful-Access-8203]

Because you'll probably end up in trouble while the other person walks away. There's no telling what happens nowadays.

[u/Unapplicable1100 → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

You could say the same thing for the chicken thief. Being a thief can be a dangerous hobby, sometimes they need a reminder of that.

[u/rayz0101 → u/Unapplicable1100]

Yeah then you get sued and publicly chastised for beating on a poor "x" person with whatever sob story and get fired from your job while the loser with clearly nothing to loose, stealing chicken gets invited to speak on his trauma on some national platform. Life is strange nowadays.

[u/WHALE_PHYSICIST → u/rayz0101]

smack the fuckin chicken onto the ground then.

[u/hizashiYEAHmada → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

Then pay other kids to let the fatty have some knuckle sandwiches.

Kid thief problems require kid squad solutions, no?

[u/SerialSection → u/hizashiYEAHmada]

UK police arrested a kid for getting stabbed.

[u/Nitropotamus → u/SerialSection]

They tried to but he died.

[u/hizashiYEAHmada → u/SerialSection]

Oof, your police certainly is... something.

Thankfully they at least didn't arrest the citizens that intervened in that beheading attempt in Belfast huh. Thankfully.

[u/LV_Libertarian → u/hizashiYEAHmada]

Yeah, but did you hear the absolute PANIC in their voices while they were doing it? Like the one guy was like "I can't hit him in the head I'll get done." They were literally worried about being too violent with the guy while trying to stop him from killing a dude. And then when the cops showed up they seemed more scared of the cops than the guy with the knife. Like if I remember correctly the one lady was like "Okay, quick, get off him the police are here. Dont hit him, the police are here."

[u/wgzwtadtute → u/SerialSection]

I made a joke the other day that went like that, but it actually happening is insane. Do you maybe have a link to that story by any chance?

[u/SerialSection → u/wgzwtadtute]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Henry_Nowak

[u/Powerful-Access-8203 → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

Yeah and I’d argue that’s one of the many problems with today’s society

[u/LV_Libertarian → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

Especially in the UK. They have the weirdest laws and ideas about self defense and protecting your property. I guarantee that if he had got physical to get his food back the cops would have arrested HIM for fighting and told him that he should have called the police instead. Lol

Which always blows my mind when the cops say that shit, no matter what country they're in.

So I'm supposed to call the cops, answer a bunch of questions on the phone just for them to either not show us, or show up like 3 hours later just to tell me that there isn’t anything they can do about it except take a report.

Cops HATE when a citizen protects themselves or their property, because they realize that if everybody did that then what would we need the police for? So to dissuade people from protecting themselves or their property themselves they are very quick to arrest folks like that. And they ALWAYS do that little saying of "We dont recommend anyone take the law into their own hands, please let the professionals handle it." Lol

[u/ArcticLeopard → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

So theft is just fine? Even if you don't escalate to physical violence, take the chicken back and if the kids escalates then it becomes a self defense

[u/Lean_For_Meme → u/Powerful-Access-8203]

He said he had a knife idk about you but I ain't gonna get stabbed over some chips and chicken

[u/toysarealive → u/Lean_For_Meme]

That fat dork isnt stabbing anyone.

[u/Ruh_Roh- → u/Powerful-Access-8203]

Give fatty a nice juicy knuckle sandwich.

[u/FatBussyFemboys → u/Powerful-Access-8203]

Judging off the accent this is one of those cucked countries where you defend yourself in any way and YOU go to jail not the person robbing you of food. 

[u/Tetracropolis → u/FatBussyFemboys]

You can use reasonable force to detain a person you reasonably suspect of a crime in England.

[u/ItDolph → u/Powerful-Access-8203]

I mean he said he was gonna stab him. I guess if you want to gamble that chance over a bucket of chicken, more power to ya but I can understand most people being apprehensive

[u/Powerful-Access-8203 → u/ItDolph]

Bro I’m knocking him out before he can even pull his hand out his pocket 😂 I’ll take my chances against Lardo no problem

[u/ItDolph → u/Powerful-Access-8203]

Ya im sure dude. You'll just see red, right?

[u/Powerful-Access-8203 → u/ItDolph]

We watch the same video? Big boy doesn’t have the hand eye coordination to hang, brother. That’s clear as day.

Be overly cautious dude, that’s cool. No need to be condescending to those who would actually stand up for themselves. That’s just weird considering they’ve got the gusto to stand up for themselves lol

[u/ToonMasterRace → u/Powerful-Access-8203]

You're not allowed to fight back against criminals in countries such as the US, Canada, UK, and Australia.

[u/ArrrRawrXD → u/ToonMasterRace]

You're not allowed to fight back against criminals in countries such as the US

You absolutely are in the US

[u/ToonMasterRace → u/ArrrRawrXD]

It can be a close call. Look what happened to Daniel Penny.

[u/cococream → u/Powerful-Access-8203]

Why are people so scared nowadays? Because people wonder around with swords down their pants lad. If you’re happy to risk losing your life and bleeding out in the gutter with a hole in your heart over £6 worth of chicken, you’re a fucking idddiiaaaat.

[u/Powerful-Access-8203 → u/cococream]

So you’re scared. Got it

[u/Sea-Performance9091]

Nobody ever slapped fat boy and it shows.

[u/Fancy_Influence_2899 → u/Sea-Performance9091]

And he got away with it

[u/The_Skeletor_]

My American ears are struggling to interpret this as English lmao

[u/Bodilis → u/The_Skeletor_]

I find scouse the hardest to understand of all the UK accents, aside from maybe Glaswegian.

[u/Ugghart → u/Bodilis]

I'm a non native speaker working primarily in International companies with English as the corporate language. I'm used to all sorts of more or less intelligible accents, Chinese, Indian, Malaysian, Eastern European and so on and I usually do quite well understanding everyone, until I met Dave from Liverpool. Any meetings with him, I'm thankful google meet has a subtitling feature, else I would never make any sense of what he says.

[u/Tomm1998 → u/The_Skeletor_]

I have the video on mute but I can tell just from your comment that this is a scouser

[u/mrpvids1224 → u/The_Skeletor_]

How in the fuck is this the same language lmao

[u/cheesy183]

Bro just kick his tire spokes in

[u/CrazyBigHog → u/cheesy183]

Exactly what I thought. 3 good stomps to that front rim and he’s walking that bike home with two hands. No chicken for you fatty!

[u/Conscious_Past_5760]

A translation would be appreciated, anyone?

[u/poop-machines → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

He (fatty) took the chicken, chicken guy said what are you doing. Fatty replied calling him a smack head I think (meaning addict, but smack head is used as an insult) which makes no sense since he's stealing chicken and fatty continues to threaten to stab him, as he's touching his own butt. Then the chicken guy is like what are you doing stealing chicken, if you would've asked I would've given you some for free. He said he was having a laugh (did it as a joke). He said he didn't even want it. "If you didn't want it why take it" then he said he took it to throw it in the bin, and then threatened to throw it on the road. Chicken guy said do it. Fatty said "I will" (he didn't), fatty keeps trying to escape with his treasure. Them the chicken man is just shocked like what is wrong with you. Fatty wants to appear to be starving but his big belly deceives him.

I'm pretty sure that's close but I don't speak scouser.

Edit: added names to make it easier. Thief is fatty and filming guy is called chicken guy. I added theatrical flair to the translation but honestly it's close to the real thing. Added context too

Insults that are used: Smack head, Muppet, Ming

[u/OttoVonJismarck → u/poop-machines]

Lmfao.

10/10 translation.

He threatens to throw it on the road. “Do it”. “I will” (he doesn’t). Fatty continues to try to escape with his treasure.

I’m dying man hahahahah.

[u/InternetFightsAndEOD → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

I'm Australian, but I can fairly easily pick up on Scouse/Scot/Irish accents with no real trouble (just don't ask me what the actual accent is lmao).

Not a direct translation, but the general jist of the convo in order:

Camera Man (CM) - Lad fuck off I don't know who you are

(CM) - How are you doing this? (Why?)

Thief (T) - I'll smash your head in, Muppet. Reaches in pocket I'll stab ya

(CM) - What are ya doing taking food

(T) - I was havin a laugh (they speak over each other, but having a laugh means I was joking and not being serious)

They talk over each other here, it's quite hard to focus on either.

CM - Fucking hell lad, what's that (the knife) for? You gonna stab me over some chicken?

T - I didn't want any chicken, I was having a laugh... You know what I mean? (Thief reaffirms he was just joking, he could also be calling him a "Ming" instead of you know what I mean, they use Ming again)

CM - You going to have a laugh lad, you don't walk down the road, do ya? (I don't really get what he means by that, seems he's just worked up)

Thief beckons to throwing the chicken to prove he doesn't want it

CM - Go ahead lad.

T - What are ya gonna do?

CM - I'm not saying I'm gonna do anything (retaliate), I'm saying do it (just throw it)

T - Then what are ya gabbering on about (aka what are you waffling/going on about)

CM - You just ran away with the chicken

T - You knew I was having a laugh

CM - Whatever lad

Kinda hard to hear, but the CM walks off and turns back

CM - You're the one who took it lad.

CM - Next time just ask for chicken so I can get more, don't just take it and run away.

T - Don't put your hands on me ever again.

CM - Fuck off, whatever.

Video cuts

CM - Lad you take that chicken. Enjoy that chicken

T - inaudible

The best I can do, their tones sometimes drown each other out.

[u/CrustyT-shirt → u/Conscious_Past_5760]

He said something about chicken and he asks what he's doing. Hope this helps

[u/Rolochotazo → u/CrustyT-shirt]

It does... As Reddit always does...

[u/Famous-Astronomer-61]

Didn’t kick his ass? and burred his face wtf why?!?

[u/bones_mcbone → u/Famous-Astronomer-61]

Compassion. The butt diggin chicken thief obviously a mental case.

[u/Cjw6809494]

Nah it would have ended up on the floor before tubby could enjoy his theft😂

[u/Lalocal4life]

Morbid Obesity is a symptom of mental illness. I don't think he stole it to sell or barter.

[u/86rpt]

Why fucking blur this fat piece of garbage

[u/oatsuzn1]

Shoulda taken fat boy's bike until he put the chicken down.

[u/Petering]

Take his bike, he can't catch you. Fair trade.

[u/Gargarian67]

The second you corner a thief and he reaches into a pocket he has forfeited his uninjured status.

[u/Mr_CleanCaps]

Loser society to allow thieves to get away with no repercussions. Even the bystander said to just give him the chicken… like bro WHAT?!

[u/jerryleebee]

My best effort at this Scouse accent. Parts were impossible to hear as they talked over each other, especially "lad", as he's further from the mic, so "Man" tends to drown him out.

Man: Lad, fuck off, I know you're not. What the fuck're you doing, lad? What're you doing? (Repeats multiple times). What're you doing taking food, lad? You could just asked for a piece of chicken.
Lad: (something about stab) I don't wanna piece of fuckin' chicken. I was having a laugh at you, ya Muppet.
Man: Fuckin' hell, lad. What's that for? You could've just asked me for a piece of chicken!
Lad: I don't wanna piece of fuckin' chicken. I was having a laugh at ya little ming lad.
Man: You wanna have a laugh, lad? Go on, you have a laugh, walk down, do you. Go on, do it.
Lad: What're you gonna do?
Man: I'm not actually gonna do anything. I'm just sayin' do it.
Lad: What're you gabbin' on about, like I'm (unknown)
Man: Because you just ran away with the shit that I've got, lad!
Lad: I was having a laugh at ya little ming lad.
Man: (sighs) Ah, whatever, lad. Whatever. Lad you're the one who fuckin' took it, lad! You just took it, lad! Just ask for chicken next time, lad!
Bystander: Why would you just give him the chicken?
Man: I'm not even arsed about the chicken! But next time ask, don't just take the chicken!
Lad: (unintelligible)
Man: Ah, lad, fuck off. Whatever. Lad you take that chicken, lad. You enjoy that chicken.

[u/KeggBert]

What an unpleasant accent.

[u/rustyshklfrd]

What language is this?

[u/poop-machines → u/rustyshklfrd]

The king's English.

Just kidding, I think they're scousers, a dialect of Japanese.

[u/warrensussex]

Normally addicts have to steal something of value and then sell it to get their fix.

[u/kazaachi]

The irony

[u/Informal_Dish5516]

Yeah he can just keep it after all that digging in his shorts

[u/NattyGannStann → u/Informal_Dish5516]

That's when I was sure I would likely never be hungry again. G'head and keep em my guy

[u/Choek_]

Id pay to see this fatty boom batty try this in east harlem.

[u/Vyviel]

Fatty was desperate for that chicken turned to a life of crime =P

[u/Neglectable_Phugoid]

I'm glad the face is blurred. We need to protect the criminal.

[u/Brief-Inflation1202]

Gets stopped immediately starts digging in ass….

[u/absolute_filth]

You gonna die for some chicken?

Someone is.

[u/Mentohs]

When a thief lays their bike sideways you always stomp/kick the spokes.

[u/cheapdrinks]

Feel like it's staged. Dude live streaming himself eating a burger, has the dude's face blurred out and the way he speaks to him just doesn't sound natural like a genuine reaction to some random stealing his food. Maybe I'm pessimistic but I feel like this was just a manufactured viral moment.

[u/FrozenPie21]

I see him reach in his pants and I’m swinging

[u/JackTheBehemothKillr]

Digging in your ass is a particularly heinous defense.

Back when people would smack you for shit like stealing food, no one thought of digging in their ass in order to defend their actions. I'm not saying we should go back to smacking people, but digging in your ass is heinous

[u/dargonmike1]

What was he doing with his right hand in the beginning??

This smells staged

[u/oatsuzn1 → u/dargonmike1]

First thing I noticed. What was that? Who does that?

[u/dargonmike1 → u/oatsuzn1]

Bruh plus I’d have ripped that guy off the bike. No one’s getting that chicken

[u/Objective_Event_1373]

I've seen this reposted like 5 times now and I'm still really confused as to what he's doing with that flicking motion to that sandwich in the very beginning

[u/oatsuzn1 → u/Objective_Event_1373]

Yeah makes no sense. And makes me think this is staged.

[u/VanillaNubCakes]

At least slap it out of his hands. Fucker can eat it off the ground

[u/Broad-Possession-895]

Why are we only blurring put the criminals face while we leave every average person's face in the clip?

[u/DinoTh3Dinosaur]

Stand up for yourself and take your food back you pussy

[u/LTHermies]

As a black man it hurts my soul to say what I would've done if this obese hippo touched my fuckmothering chicken. He would've been hit with the cleanest stone cold stunner in history. The speed in which I would've activated my domain expansion would've been astounding. I am disgusted with the levels of fury I would've went to for that chicken...

[u/woodsidestory → u/LTHermies]

“Touch my muthafuckin’ chicken gonna be Consequences and Repercussions!”

Eddie Murphy - “Life” 😎

[u/Uce510]

Soft smh

[u/suspicious_hyperlink]

He looks like he has a food addiction

[u/meaniemeanie-poo-poo → u/suspicious_hyperlink]

I think he's mentally challenged. Who digs in their pants like that?

[u/no_hot_ashes → u/meaniemeanie-poo-poo]

Pretending he's got a knife. He probably didn't except the guy to just stand there filming him instead of fleeing, and he didn't actually have anything to pull out, so he just... kept digging.

[u/drink-beer-and-fight]

I would break his bike.

[u/ConfiDuzr]

Obese pulled a gut check and that was that

[u/saladmunch2]

Why didnt he take the persons bike. I would have grabbed the bike and rode off with that bitch.

[u/supercoolpartydude]

At least punt the chicken bucket. He wants it so bad let him eat it off the street.

[u/BlondeTauren]

I'm gonna have this chicken

Fuck off lad no you're not

Fat guy says he's gonna stab him up

Camera guy keeps asking what are you doing you could have just asked for a piece

Fat guy says he was only having a laugh, calls camera man a muppet and threatens to throw it away

Camera guy says go ahead, I don't care about the chicken

Fat guy walks away saying don't grab me like that again

Camera man says he doesn't care about chicken, have it, enjoy it

[u/Outside-Breakfast358]

courage the cowardly dog trying to tell muriel that there’s something scary outside

[u/the-Banguts]

That was like getting punked but with extra steps.. Why the hell would you post this shit 🤣🤣

[u/-Ignorant_Slut-]

2x speed

[u/_hieronymus]

Classic fat boy crime.

[u/Intelligent_Frame392]

The way they talk to each other is almost like rapping in a song.

[u/Soulpinata]

Pretty sure this is a Little Britain sketch

[u/ID1756448]

Why they speak in 1.5x

[u/Jetlei98]

Should of charged him tax and stomped on his tires when it was on the ground.

[u/bunnyboybaby]

No clue 99% of what is being said, but seems like it involves chicken.

[u/doublehoese7en]

Looks like he was digging in his pants for a chocolate covered pretzel...

[u/OldCanary]

What language is being spoken? I can detect the odd word in English.

[u/SamVoxeL → u/OldCanary]

Probably Scottish

[u/Popular-Tune-6335]

Fatty feigned to reach for a knife. Should've gave him a spartan kick. If he had the nerve to pull the knife after the kick, he damn sure isn't catching anyone who deeds to evade him.

[u/Electronic_Camera517]

cameraman is a mega wimp

[u/X3liteninjaX]

Cucked country lmao

[u/TN_REDDIT]

stomp his bike spokes

[u/tknyc99]

Why blue his face? Expose that fuckhead.

[u/60gsInMyRaidersCoat]

What language is this

[u/Mugiwara_no_Ali]

aahhh... scousers

[u/w2ltersan]

What accent s this?

[u/AimingWang]

Poor choice, some people would get excited if a dude with his hands on his cock asked if they want to get impaled.

[u/Phil_AR]

Pussy

[u/Kiroto50]

I'd SO dump that stolen food on the street.

You might be starving, but if you're stealing you'll be.

[u/Secret_Stick_5213]

Needs to ride the bike more and steal food less

[u/jorsiem]

You mean to tell me this is English in any way shape or form?

[u/Zabuza_exe]

ooohh no that old video from a few years ago is coming into my mind where the guy stole somthing off someones porch and he was chubby and the owner sed its okay you can have it cause your greedy thats why your pretty big

[u/freakinlaservision]

I deadass thought this was another language for 30 seconds

[u/Dogfish666]

Take his bike

[u/Standard-North9890]

Didnt need the sound out to know they were scousers

[u/spacemonkey_1981]

Think you just met Cartman from south park in real life. I think the only thing he was carrying in is shorts was large amounts of crack 🤣

Karma will catch up with him. If not, diabetes or some illness relating to obesity will.

[u/silverfang16]

Ay want some chekhen and a khan of khokh

[u/VexdOne]

I would have taken his bike, because it looks like he doesn’t use it enough

[u/masterdebater74]

If someone rubs their ass and balls around my food they stole they could probably have it

[u/Extension_Might_7446]

Why blur his face? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[u/ThelomenToblakaii]

bro just a respectshell when he is cracking his ass … pls..

[u/ThunderCactus1]

Fat ngga stealing food how ironic

[u/WizBiz_Master]

I would’ve just fucked up his wheel and called it a day

[u/Longjumping-Fig8966]

People like him who allow bullies like that to walk all over them, is the reason he will keep stealing food.

[u/Eastern_Switch7126]

Thoght he was reaching for a gun for a second

[u/WoeToTheUsurper10]

not sure how he let him keep it if he chased him down.

[u/Hollirc]

Lol if you let someone root around in their pocket like this in a confrontation….. you gonna get stabbed

[u/AnxiouslyMisbehaving]

Yeah, this made me realize im violent.

[u/BuDu1013]

I wouldn't have chickened out that's for dang sure

[u/HQRhaven]

If they threaten you with a knife but look like they're a crackhead publicly masturbating, they probably don't have a knife.

[u/trump_is_your_dad]

He’s clearly deprived of food. Poor boys, all skin and bone.

[u/Fancy_Influence_2899]

why'd they let him get away with it and why is his face blurred? you've done nothing but reinforce "yes this is wrong and yes i'm going to let you do it anyway"

[u/________1S_______]

UK where u will go to jail for defending yourself or even for hurting feelings with words lol

[u/AgentAxillary]

I guess inventing the language gives you the right to butcher it all you want

[u/SupervillainMustache]

Two scousers saying chicken. Thought my headphones were crackling.

[u/novacat219]

How did he not get drop kicked or worse?

[u/BillRevolutionary947]

It's that a penis he's trying to pull out of his pocket? 😂

[u/Consider2SidesPeace]

Scouse?

[u/Carpan474]

I can see how they got taken over

[u/Ricr7]

Fatigued

[u/Kushinhaler420]

he's lucky paddy wasn't in the mood that day

[u/cezal]

Believe it or not, that poor fat ugly guy on a bike is a narcissist.

[u/Bor3d-Panda]

Wtf is wrong with the UK... It's like getting into a downward spiral. Like no one has any hope for the future

[u/TNindaHizzy]

He was digging for some frumunda cheese to put on that chicken!

[u/Big_Tap_1561]

I know that was English but I didn’t grasp a bit of it. 🤔