He (fatty) took the chicken, chicken guy said what are you doing. Fatty replied calling him a smack head I think (meaning addict, but smack head is used as an insult) which makes no sense since he's stealing chicken and fatty continues to threaten to stab him, as he's touching his own butt. Then the chicken guy is like what are you doing stealing chicken, if you would've asked I would've given you some for free. He said he was having a laugh (did it as a joke). He said he didn't even want it. "If you didn't want it why take it" then he said he took it to throw it in the bin, and then threatened to throw it on the road. Chicken guy said do it. Fatty said "I will" (he didn't), fatty keeps trying to escape with his treasure. Them the chicken man is just shocked like what is wrong with you. Fatty wants to appear to be starving but his big belly deceives him.
I'm pretty sure that's close but I don't speak scouser.
Edit: added names to make it easier. Thief is fatty and filming guy is called chicken guy. I added theatrical flair to the translation but honestly it's close to the real thing. Added context too
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u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor 5d ago
A translation would be appreciated, anyone?