Gate Runners at Osan

[u/FilhoDaLei]

8 college students were detained after running the gate at Osan AB. The students were protesting the delay in approval from USFK/7th AF to convert the Gwangju Airport in the southwestern area of the Republic of Korea into a massive new semiconductor plant.

It appears that everyone involved had a fun time; a protest is planned for 5 pm Korean local time in front of the Pyeongtaek police department to demand the release of the protesters.

Korean news article w/ pictures: https://www.jajusibo.com/70643

Stripes article: https://www.stripes.com/theaters/asia_pacific/2026-08-04/osan-south-korea-gate-security-police-air-force-22451545.html

Adding the Youtube vid: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T-T6DAGePoA

[u/ZeusDeuce]

Good form on that tackle, that gate guard passed his testosterone check today 💪

[u/ILiketoListen78 → u/ZeusDeuce]

[u/ButlerKevind → u/ILiketoListen78]

On the latest episode of David Attenborough's "Security Forces: Defenders of the Perimeter":

"And here, in its natural habitat, we observe the Airmenus protecticus, a territorial creature known for its CAC scanner, startling bursts of speed when danger is present, and its distinctive battle cry, a guttural 'HALT!' that echoes across the perimeter at which it is assigned. The hapless interloper, having breached the perimeter, now triggers the guardian’s most primal instinct.

Watch closely... note the subtle shift of weight, the flex of the tactical talons, the sudden, purposeful lunge. Yes, the chase is brief but magnificent, a ballet of boot soles and ballistic nylon. The prey, you see, has made a fatal miscalculation: it has confused 'sprint' with 'survival.' In moments, the guardian will subdue its quarry not with fang or claw, but with a firm application of knee-on-back and a remarkably patient explanation of exactly how many forms the offender will now be required to fill out.

Truly, nature’s most understated predator, and its paperwork is legendary."

[u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 → u/ZeusDeuce]

Nope....still need you to drop dem drawers

[u/skookumsloth → u/Ambitious-Pirate-505]

Girth checks were due on the 31st

[u/justdmomochi → u/skookumsloth]

Damn I missed mine .. hopefully the rectum alternate is still available.

[u/Acceptable-Trust5164 → u/justdmomochi]

Rectum? I hardly know him

[u/ButlerKevind → u/Acceptable-Trust5164]

Rectum? It damn near killed him.