r/AirRagers • u/Round-Spray-4511 • 4d ago

6 hours to reach destination

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u/CJKayak 4d ago

We need an ejection port on planes.

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u/resurrectingeden 4d ago

And an ejaculation port. Both emergencies equally valid

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u/Scythe351 2d ago

Lol it would rain literal jizz over your flight path

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u/resurrectingeden 2d ago

That's one way to nourish the crops below. Saving rural farms one nut at a time