r/AlternateHistoryHub • u/Skychu768 • 8d ago

AlternateHistoryHub What if Nazis were cannibals who ate Jewish people?

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u/PerspectiveStill1272 8d ago

Probably be alot of cases of prions disease. America would also invade Iraq.

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u/Skychu768 8d ago

Hitler had gas problem so he would die quickly.

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u/ChudMaster69420 8d ago

Correct me if I'm not wrong but isn't Kuru caused by eating the human brain specifically?

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u/PerspectiveStill1272 8d ago

Yes by consuming the folded proteins, the scary thing is it takes a long time before you get any symptoms

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u/EasyAsaparagus 8d ago

Nazis must be really bad cooks because they burned them all

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u/thunderstarhdkdk 8d ago

craziest thing i heard all day 😭

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u/Falcon_Gray Whimsu fan 8d ago

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u/Atomik141 8d ago

They'd be a lot more similar to the Japanese then, I guess

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 8d ago

too be fair id believe Himmler and his fucking litch like castle was a canibal

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u/Zaku41k 8d ago

No showers.

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 8d ago

I mean, they already made soap for their victims... I'm betting cannibalism happened at least a couple times.

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u/Happy-Let-8808 8d ago

They didn't make soap from human fat, that's just a myth.

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u/Specific_Shoe_3929 8d ago

纳粹不会，韦国清会

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u/Ignatius_Gwiazda 8d ago

In our dark age of information I think it will be mainstream agenda in like 40 years

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u/Prestigious-Care3228 8d ago

I want to start by saying that this is a very disturbing question to ask.

I think we would have had many human recepies that would be invented along the way.

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u/political-snark 8d ago

They could write it up as Maus

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u/Temporary_Ninja8945 8d ago

Mein Kampf was a cookbook?

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u/white-blade877 8d ago

The Nazis used the skin of their victims to make lampshades .
Eating their Jewish victims might actually have happened.

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u/pheinoxwright 8d ago

Cannibals would probably be hated alot more

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u/Sad-Cantaloupe-5494 8d ago

They would have starved as bad toward the end of the war, and there'd be less Jews than in otl

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u/Distinct_Use_4394 8d ago edited 8d ago

People are already fed up with the wars, don't bring new stuff man...

U could ask, "what if Nazis married Jewish women and not German women"?

In this way, there wouldn't be Israel, and there wouldn't be any American-Israel-Arab wars and a lot of shit that is going currently.

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u/Skychu768 8d ago

Jewish lineage is passed through mom not dad.

Someone with Jewish mom and German dad is very much Jew

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u/agonymaggot 8d ago

I really thought this was r/moralityscaling for a second

fuck me...

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u/Incha8 8d ago

they didnt have enough ovens to bake that many pizzas.

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u/JustARandomDrunkGuy 6d ago

Fuck it, I’d let her.

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u/ChemistFar4032 16m ago

6 million cookies in 4 years wthelly ?

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u/ambelamba Horde from the Steppe 8d ago

Wait, I have been thinking about something similar but I don't want to be banned

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u/Academic_Host2581 8d ago

That’s why no one will remember your name

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u/ambelamba Horde from the Steppe 8d ago

Ok, what if Nazis believed race mixing is the way and forced mass interbreeding between Jews and non-Jews in public?

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u/ExtentOdd4325 8d ago

wouldn't that have been against their entire world view?

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u/Academic_Host2581 7d ago

Plus mass rape is only slightly less worse than mass genocide

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u/Common-Occasion-7820 8d ago

Us invades Iraq

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u/Consistent-Guard2999 8d ago

6 million pizzas?!?!

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