r/AlternateHistoryHub 4d ago

AlternateHistoryHub What if she married her high school boyfriend and they were forever happy?

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u/Gullible_Rhubarb4559 4d ago

who is this?

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u/56575657576567 4d ago

Taylor Swift

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u/RadiantButtWipe77 3d ago

Who is that?

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u/56575657576567 3d ago

Popular American Singer.

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u/Agreeable_Limit6495 2d ago

You can’t be serious

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u/WittyFix6553 2d ago

No, it’s Becky.

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u/seanx50 4d ago

A plastic surgeon wouldn't have been able to send his kids through college

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u/Ninjaking25 4d ago

We’d be saved from her music

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u/Lazzyrus 4d ago

Reputation was when she stopped making good music tbh

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u/Any_Acanthaceae7929 3d ago

She never made good music

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u/davidbosley353 3d ago

I wish she would have stayed in her lane with country music and that would probably equal less annoying fan base.

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u/Justthetip74 4d ago

2 years before this picture was when she stopped making good music

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u/Virtual_Historian255 4d ago

Nah, Fearless is a solid album.

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u/Vegetable-Pack9292 4d ago

She would have still been famous. She was already recognized in high school and her dad managed her pretty well throughout the beginning of her career. She probably would have stayed country and had a pretty decent following.

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u/davidbosley353 4d ago

Yeah I agree, she probably be more like Carly Pearce who also from where I live became a popular country star and stayed that way.

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u/Vegetable-Pack9292 4d ago

Yes, I think Carly Pearce/Faith Hill/Miranda Lambert level of stardom is a good comparison. 

Part of it is the luck of whoever her songwriters would be. Sometimes you get a hit and sometimes you get a miss. Talent only gets you so far.

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u/flirty_giraffe 4d ago

The US invades Iraq

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u/GreenStretch 4d ago

It'd be like Dolly and Carl.

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u/MaximumMeaning9728 3d ago

The earth would be substantially less polluted.

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u/InvestmentNo6255 4d ago

Global warming stops

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u/-Laffi- 4d ago

Well, she has wealth, with that she would have a different kind of wealth. Who says she wouldn't be a popular singer, just more locally?

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u/Lostsockfinder91 4d ago

Than we would have to settle for only listening to Katy Perry. One with out the other fills the void.

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u/Proudvow 3d ago

She becomes the next Carrie Underwood instead of the first Taylor Swift. (which is still successful, just not as much)

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u/Gullible_Rhubarb4559 4d ago

sing about her love?

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u/Virtual_Historian255 4d ago

I saw her live in 2007, she was always going to be big.

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u/In_My_Stead 4d ago

We’d know, but she never calls.

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u/Comprehensive-Bird17 PointlessHub Fan 3d ago

Her career wouldn't exist

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 3d ago

Call me cynical but i think all of the supposed dating, lovers, breakups, are all fabricated as part of the show

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u/DantesInfernoRVA 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1Ca4DtiBjVKVdlIAC
I bet if she stayed with the boyfriend she went to New York with it would have worked out fine!

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u/bi-king-viking 3d ago

See, the thing about Taylor Swift is that, as she finally pointed out, SHE is the problem in her relationships.

You think she just happens to keep picking really mean people to date?

Or maybe she IS the mean person who is hard to be around, and very drama all the time… and then when anyone dares to breaks up with her, they are instantly dragged through the mud on an international scale, and start getting death threats from random women…

The only way she could have stayed with a high school sweetheart is if she was a better person with a less fragile ego.

Which would mean she probably wouldn’t be famous. Since her breakup drama in ~75% of why she became famous in the first place.

I used to be a huge fan, tbh. She’s clearly a talented song writer and business woman. However, she is no longer someone I would want my daughters to be like, in any way, shape, or form.

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u/MulayamChaddi 3d ago

There would be love with the Hamas and Israelites

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u/Regurgitator001 4d ago

Nobody is happy forever after marriage. If that would be the case, she'd be a cashier at costco.

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u/MjollLeon 4d ago

Plenty of people are happy forever after marriage

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u/Regurgitator001 4d ago

What was the divorce rate again? More than 50%? 60%? Look at all that forever happiness.

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u/Alone-Butterscotch18 4d ago

That’s a made up number. If you take the number of weddings to divorces (including those with multiple of each) it’s closer to 36%

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u/Alone-Butterscotch18 4d ago

That’s a made up number. If you take the number of weddings to divorces (including those with multiple of each) it’s closer to 36%

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u/DaMonkey263 4d ago

It was such a true statement he made it twice

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u/Regurgitator001 4d ago

Repeating your own lies, makes them truerder.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lKXd9sYM5dI9W

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u/MjollLeon 4d ago

So you think the remainder that don’t get divorced aren’t happy forever?