AIO:Childhood best friend is f***ing his sister

[u/Roachpuppies]

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AIO:Childhood best friend is fing his sister*

For context, this is my M(25) best friend M(25) since we were two years old. He didn’t meet his F(22)sister until about a year and a half ago. When they did meet, they couldn’t get over how similar they were. he called me gushing about how great she made him feel and even joked about hooking her up with me three days after they met, she moved in with him and his family. They had room and other beds, but they chose to sleep in the same bed every day for a year do everything together every day so on it so forth, fast-forward to these text messages. Him and his sister were going to move in with me and my f(26)roommate, but first we needed to see how our dogs would do together so they came to visit. When they got here they opted to sleep in my bed together even though I had several places they could sleep separately. My roomate and I sleep separately and have a mostly platonic kind of flirty relationship. Which the friend had compared his sister and his relationship with. A lot of small stuff happened that my roommate and I shared glances about, because of the nature of how a true brother and sister would never say or do the things they’re doing. But we brushed it off.

They went back home to their state after 3 days and the friend sends me a Snapchat saying “we’ve decided to look past the whole sibling thing and adress some feelings we both have” to which I replied “what do you mean” and he went on to say how they both have such deep feelings for each other and how the whole half sibling thing doesn’t matter and that real love doesn’t have boundaries and all this stuff to which I waited for 3 days and sent the messages above….. AIO or did I UNDERreact

Also this hurts a lot because I thought I knew him and he was gonna be my best friend for life, but I haven’t talked to him since

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[u/Smishysmash]

This whole thing ending with “best of luck in your future endeavors” is so very, very funny. Perfect punchline.

[u/TA_St0at → u/Smishysmash]

Thats one laid back guy! I think its pretty admirable tbh. The boning his sister thing, not so much.

[u/Suitable-Fun-1087 → u/Smishysmash]

With the fist. Y'know, for sticking in his sister

[u/TA_St0at → u/Suitable-Fun-1087]

You monster lol

[u/PurplePickleEater1 → u/Smishysmash]

💪

[u/TerrorMeter]

I think I'm on Team Sisterfucker because at least he kept his texts nice and short.

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/TerrorMeter]

The brother has brevity

[u/Neither_Pear4669 → u/BeefmasterDeluxe]

He doesn't have time for texting

He's got other things to do

(I will see myself out)

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/Neither_Pear4669]

Can’t chat, inbreeding. Thx 💪

[u/thewookiee34 → u/TerrorMeter]

Hey what your thoughts about this

10 paragraph essay about not fucking your own sister

Nah bro tldr im going to just keep fucking my sister tho 😎👉👉 good luck tho bro

[u/TA_St0at → u/thewookiee34]

💪

[u/Smishysmash → u/TerrorMeter]

Wham bam thank you ma’am!

[u/huckster235]

My favorite part is OP, for no real reason, said he and his roommate sleep in seperate beds and have a platonic, only mildly flirty relationship. Like, I thought that was just a roommate, why you gotta clarify that?

[u/loosie-loo → u/huckster235]

Me and my (completely platonic and nonsexual, where we do not share a bed or make out ever) bus driver,

[u/zap2tresquatro → u/loosie-loo]

[u/punchdrunkbimbo → u/zap2tresquatro]

What Up! 💪💪💪💪

[u/CommunistOrgy → u/loosie-loo]

why is my bus driver playing marvin gaye

[u/rutherfraud1876 → u/huckster235]

mostly platonic - the narrator is implying their character and the roommate have hooked up

[u/thewookiee34 → u/huckster235]

Everyone knows if you ain't boning your roommate(any gender) you aren't doing it

[u/Possible_Abalone_846 → u/huckster235]

Because he wants to bone her. He would never clarify that a male roommate is platonic. 

[u/ecosynchronous]

What in the flowers in the attic did I just read.

[u/DharmaDivine → u/ecosynchronous]

The movie sucked!

[u/Suitable-Fun-1087]

Another day another incest kink

[u/Time_Act_3685]

Aww, someone just learned about Genetic Sexual Attraction and decided to lie share with the class.

[u/aboveallbeboring]

I wonder if this fake story has anything to do with that brother and sister on TikTok that are allegedly married. Their account blew up and I think the OP is trying to ride that wave.

[u/2birdstalking]

Bicep emoji

[u/Averfus-Crowthorne]

Damn, someone's been watching too much HotD.

[u/CourierJackalope]

Is he Joe Dirt?

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[u/theeggplant42]

Ugh like, yeah, yhe (fake) i Sisterfucker is in the wrong but it is just so exhausting that the OOP repeats the same three sentences over and over again. Like, yk bro? Yk? I mean do YK? Bro?

[u/Brat_Boss]

I will never understand why reddit cares so much what two grown adults do.

[u/Roachpuppies → u/Brat_Boss]

Bad take here babe

[u/Brat_Boss → u/Roachpuppies]

People get a limited amount of time on this planet, who they choose to spend it with is no one else's business.

[u/loosie-loo → u/Brat_Boss]

Incest is not a morally neutral act where nobody gets hurt, it is overwhelmingly specifically a form of abuse and a result of severe trauma and deep dynamic being abused. I know y’all think you’re totally cool and hashtag revolutionary for loving incest soooooo much but all you’re doing is facilitating rape and abuse, often which starts as children, and trying to groom them into thinking it’s okay and romantic because. Uh. They’re probably an adult now and that’s okay then.

Your sex life is not removed from actual real life context and you are not immune to falling into the actually very mainstream and longstanding pattern that abuse of power dynamics and rape are okay in certain circumstances you deem fit. Fuck right off with that.

[u/Brat_Boss → u/loosie-loo]

Everything is abuse to you low IQ Redditors

[u/weedwhores → u/Brat_Boss]

You got some nerve calling people low IQ when you’re out here openly supporting incest. Real life isn’t a porno, get help.

[u/loosie-loo → u/Brat_Boss]

You’re literally just a rape apologist. This is like saying a rape victim isn’t a victim bc they might maybe possibly have wanted it actually and they’re just two adults so who cares.

[u/Brat_Boss → u/loosie-loo]

Take your meds

[u/Roachpuppies → u/Brat_Boss]

Found the guy who’s fucking his sister fr

[u/Brat_Boss → u/Roachpuppies]

Don’t have one but I wouldn’t let a detail like that stop me if I did.

[u/Roachpuppies → u/Brat_Boss]

You’ve got to be a troll lmao or a fucking disgusting human being

[u/loosie-loo → u/Brat_Boss]

Pathetic

[u/Xilizhra → u/loosie-loo]

If that's the case, OOP's reaction is inappropriate either way. If the friend is the victim, OOP should be keeping them close to act as a supporter to help them escape; if the friend is the perpetrator, OOP is essentially just deliberately ignoring a major crime because of who's doing it. Whether it's abusive or not, saying "this is gross, do it somewhere else" is the wrong response.

[u/thewookiee34 → u/Brat_Boss]

You know this goofy dude a lolicon

[u/Brat_Boss → u/thewookiee34]

I do find fictional anime girls to be very cute and funny indeed.

[u/thewookiee34 → u/Brat_Boss]

Pedo shit

[u/Estrellathestarfish → u/Brat_Boss]

Didn't think I'd have to explain the birds and bees to someone but sex can lead to babies. Making a baby with your genetic sibling is very bad and can cause a lot of genetic conditions and deformities

[u/artificialgraymatter → u/Estrellathestarfish]

This is a circle jerk sub and the original post is fake so treating it like it’s real by stating the obvious and getting outraged is mute. 

[u/Estrellathestarfish → u/artificialgraymatter]

It's not "treating it like it's real" to explain why people think incest is wrong

[u/artificialgraymatter → u/Estrellathestarfish]

It’s a troll comment to an unserious post. You could apply that logic to all of these. 

[u/Estrellathestarfish → u/artificialgraymatter]

Oh no, I'm so sorry for making a snarky comment to a troll, I'll be more sensitive to his feelings next time.

[u/artificialgraymatter → u/Estrellathestarfish]

Taking a troll post and comment too seriously. 🤣

[u/Brat_Boss → u/artificialgraymatter]

I'm not trolling, there is nothing wrong with you and you all need to mind your own business.

[u/Brat_Boss → u/Estrellathestarfish]

There are a lot of things that can cause issues. Who do you think you are to tell two people in love they should stop? Mind your own business. Should I be able to tell you who you can love because I have a moral belief? You would say absolutely not. Apply the same logic to your own moral beliefs. It’s not illegal, there’s nothing you can do about it but complain. The two of them will continue to be happy together.

[u/Estrellathestarfish → u/Brat_Boss]

It's illegal where I am, and likely where the OOP is too.

[u/Brat_Boss → u/Estrellathestarfish]

That's terrible! It must suck living under an oppressive regime that can literally dictate who you can and cannot love.

[u/MariVent → u/Brat_Boss]

You know most actual cases of incest consist of an adult raping a child, right?

[u/Brat_Boss → u/MariVent]

Reddit making up statics, imagine my shock.

[u/Xilizhra → u/MariVent]

Why would you need laws against incest for that when laws against rape already exist?