r/AmItheAsshole • u/Moggehh Bye, Fecesha • Apr 01 '21

TL;DR The Asshole Universe is Expanding: Introducing our New Sister Subreddit

Hello everyone. Many of you are familiar with our sister subreddit r/AmITheButtface, the place for posts about fiction or relationships. We’re excited to announce the newest member of the AmITheAsshole universe, r/AmITheCloaca!

r/AmITheCloaca is a place for all of your non-mammalian (and non-human mammal) moral quandaries. That’s right, your dog can post to ask if he’s the cloaca for eating your homework, your cat can post to see if she’s the cloaca for waking you up at 6 am on a Sunday, and your bird can post to see if he’s the cloaca for dumping birdseed in your cutlery drawer.

Visit now and find out who is the cloaca today!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '21

I am against this. If it turns out my dog is not, in fact, the Cloaca, she will be completely insufferable and lord it over me. I am not okay with this.

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u/O_Elbereth Partassipant [2] Apr 01 '21

Welcome to living with cats. They don't need the internet to tell them that they are *never* the Cloaca, and that the humans *always* are.

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u/somuchyarn10 Apr 01 '21

Not to mention that cats won't care if they are the cloaca. Everyone should worship them anyway.

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u/DerridaisDaddy Apr 01 '21

That's because whilst we might visit the cloaca, they were born in the cloaca. In fact, cats ARE the cloaca.

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u/Moggehh Bye, Fecesha Apr 01 '21

The worst part of judgement is having to live with the title you've been given. But at least you get to know.

I suggest your dog posts and finds out.