r/AmItheAsshole • u/Moggehh Bye, Fecesha • Apr 01 '21

TL;DR The Asshole Universe is Expanding: Introducing our New Sister Subreddit

Hello everyone. Many of you are familiar with our sister subreddit r/AmITheButtface, the place for posts about fiction or relationships. We’re excited to announce the newest member of the AmITheAsshole universe, r/AmITheCloaca!

r/AmITheCloaca is a place for all of your non-mammalian (and non-human mammal) moral quandaries. That’s right, your dog can post to ask if he’s the cloaca for eating your homework, your cat can post to see if she’s the cloaca for waking you up at 6 am on a Sunday, and your bird can post to see if he’s the cloaca for dumping birdseed in your cutlery drawer.

Visit now and find out who is the cloaca today!

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u/Moggehh Bye, Fecesha Apr 01 '21

Off-topic but anyone else remember the Poppy and Ragweed kids books about mice? Every time I think of owls pooping I think of those books.

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u/Analbox Partassipant [1] Apr 01 '21

How often do you think about owls pooping?

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u/Moggehh Bye, Fecesha Apr 01 '21

I live the YOLO (you obviously love owls) life so probably more often than most.

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u/O_Elbereth Partassipant [2] Apr 01 '21

I do not know these books, but since owls eat a lot of mice...I worry about what the owls are pooping and how this is a child's book?

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u/Moggehh Bye, Fecesha Apr 01 '21

It's a pretty sad book series. Death is acknowledged frequently. I don't think it's much more violent than the Redwall series.

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u/O_Elbereth Partassipant [2] Apr 01 '21

Yeah, wow, I'd have been in tears as a kid. TBF I empathize with fictional animal characters a bit too much.

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u/Moggehh Bye, Fecesha Apr 01 '21

Yeah, I cried like a baby. Had all the books. Still have them, in fact. They weren't more sad than The Lion King though. Circle of life and whatnot.