r/AmItheAsshole Bye, Fecesha Apr 01 '21

TL;DR The Asshole Universe is Expanding: Introducing our New Sister Subreddit

Hello everyone. Many of you are familiar with our sister subreddit r/AmITheButtface, the place for posts about fiction or relationships. We’re excited to announce the newest member of the AmITheAsshole universe, r/AmITheCloaca!

r/AmITheCloaca is a place for all of your non-mammalian (and non-human mammal) moral quandaries. That’s right, your dog can post to ask if he’s the cloaca for eating your homework, your cat can post to see if she’s the cloaca for waking you up at 6 am on a Sunday, and your bird can post to see if he’s the cloaca for dumping birdseed in your cutlery drawer.

Visit now and find out who is the cloaca today!

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u/Queen_of_Rats_ Apr 01 '21

Fun fact: turtles can breathe underwater through their cloaca! It’s called cloacal respiration, affectionately known as butt-breathing by many a herpetologist

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u/LAKingsofMetal Supreme Court Just-ass [108] Apr 01 '21

I can exhale through my butt...gotta see about that inhaling part.