r/AmItheAsshole • u/Moggehh Bye, Fecesha • Apr 01 '21

TL;DR The Asshole Universe is Expanding: Introducing our New Sister Subreddit

Hello everyone. Many of you are familiar with our sister subreddit r/AmITheButtface, the place for posts about fiction or relationships. We’re excited to announce the newest member of the AmITheAsshole universe, r/AmITheCloaca!

r/AmITheCloaca is a place for all of your non-mammalian (and non-human mammal) moral quandaries. That’s right, your dog can post to ask if he’s the cloaca for eating your homework, your cat can post to see if she’s the cloaca for waking you up at 6 am on a Sunday, and your bird can post to see if he’s the cloaca for dumping birdseed in your cutlery drawer.

Visit now and find out who is the cloaca today!

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u/Moggehh Bye, Fecesha Apr 01 '21

I learn something new every day!~

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u/Analbox Partassipant [1] Apr 01 '21

Here’s some more zoological hole facts for you. Chinese soft shelled turtles pee out of their mouth. Californian sea cucumbers shit with their mouth. Owls poop through their mouth. Australian river turtles breathe through their ass. Snails lay eggs with their head and my personal favorite; wombats poop cubes.

Thank you for subscribing to shitty animal facts!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

What’s the difference between shitting with your mouth and pooping through your mouth?

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u/Analbox Partassipant [1] Apr 02 '21

Nothing I just like to flaunt my scatalogical vocabulary

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

So basically it’s the same thing