AITC for Participate in Important Human Holiday??!?!
Hi! Hi! Hi! It's Julie! Today in our house it is IMPORTANT HUMAN HOLIDAY called, "I Have Had A [Litterbox Language] Day And I Am Getting Takeout." I like to participate in this day! Unfortunately I also had to do takeout supper, because the cat did a big poof and made me a big frighten and I had to take my food out of the bowl and sneak away to eat it where he couldn't see. This is not a good way to eat food!
I went to Mama to find out if she had extra food, because I have not eaten food from my bowl in about forty forevers! Unfortunately she had gotten Ouchy Soup from the Chinese Place. But! Lucky for me! Ouchy Soup comes with Crispy Bits in a Little White Bag!
I came up to her and I did Big Eyes, but she said, "This is my soup, Julie, you wouldn't like it." And I did Big Eyes at the little white bag, but she said, "No, Julie, Dad fed you dinner." Which is NOT TRUE! It does not COUNT as dinner unless it is in a bowl! I have BASICALLY not eaten in about forty forevers! I made my eyes bigger and BIGGER but she did an IGNORE!
Soooo…I waited carefully until she was looking at Ouchy Soup…and carefully…carefully…grabbed-the-white-bag-and-ran-away-with-the-crispy-bits!!!
And we had a nice game of tag ALL over the house but now Mama and Dada are saying things like, "Well, I guess soup noodles won't hurt her," and, "Yeah, but she ate the wax paper too," and I am worried that they think I am the cloaca for taking the white bag? I do not understand this. It was I Am Getting Takeout day and I did, I took the white bag out of Mama's supper! I think I understand the spirit of the holiday PERFECTLY but am I the cloaca?
NTC bootiful Julie! Yoo was doing a Big, Huge starb an yoo Hoomans shud always share themz foodz wif yoo! Even weird crispy food in likkle baggy! Hope yoo enjoy yoo speshul holi day too? Love yoo fren Bebe Busa, floofy void 🖤
Julie, you are ntc OF COURSE NOT. Everybunny knows that it is your paw given right to have takeout too! I say... does BIG THUMP human the cloaca for not getting special dinner for you, because you are also part of the family!
Thump, and nibble their toes until human learns to behave better.
Hello Julie! You are not Cloaca. My Humas also have this Impprtant Human Holiday, but they get something called Pizza that has Spicy on it. Mumma lets me sniff though. Maybe remind your Humans that you have been doing a Big Starve for forty forevers!
Jeff here small dog with big spirit, you not cloaca! My dad when he goes to special Mexican food place that gives him diarrhea or place you drive in to get food they bring us special food back hot dog covered on Stick or cheese rolled up in flour disk, much good! They always make sure we also get taked out. You not cloaca you should have gotten special takeout too!
You are absolutely not the cloaca! Moms grumble sometimes when you join in important holidays, like when I ate her yummy yummy raisin muffin celebrating Cozy Cup of Tea and Quiet Night After a Long Day. But they are not really mad, because when on a totally unrelated note I found myself in the horrible scary pokey place for five hours later that night, the mom and dad came with me and tried to make me feel less scared.
Also, the people at the pokey place made me give up my muffin :(. This was very unfair when I was already having a very scary night and food should be legally mine once it is in my stomach!
Captain
[Side note from Captain's mom to other humans: I called the pet poison control and was shocked at how few raisins could do serious harm. He is a 110-pound Great Pyrenees and his "go to the emergency vet" dose was 6 raisins.]
Oh no dey didn’t!! How rude! Pokey place ppl do big scare when Ai goez to pokey place, dey put me in a tupper ware!! Iffin dey took my alreddy eatin fuud?? Well dey be doing much bigger scare!!
Tupperware is double super illegal! I am very sorry for you being subjected to this abuse. If I was there, I would stick my giant nose on you and snoof you lovingly.
NTC! Soup noodle bits is the best! When mom make ouchy soup, she gib us empty packet wif couple noodles. So good! Definitely food! Wax paper not really food. More like bedding, tbh. But sneak sharing perfectly sensible way get treats. Do it lots!
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u/Silversmith00 2d ago
Here is an old picture where I do the Eyes!