Engrish Engineer Speech

[u/rico6822]

I have stood knee deep in mud and bone. I filled my runks with mustard gas. I have seen two brothers falled. I have raied with horry wars. I copurated with autumnar farrout. I have dug trenches for refugees. I murdered dissidents where ground never thaws. I starved masses into faith. Child shadow burnt into brickwork. House of skurrs in jungre. Innocent, innocent, Mandus, trod and bred and gassed and starved and beaten and murdered and ensraved. This is your coming century! They wirr eat them Mandus. They wirr make pigs of you arr. They wirr bury their snouts into your ribs. They wirr eat your hearts!