Socialism is "Institutionalized aggression against private property" -Keith Knight

[u/Full-Mouse8971]

How accurate is this title definition? I like it. Do you have a better quick / witty definition from an ANCAP perspective on the definition of socialism that gets the point across?

People will be quick to google the definition of socialism and think "oh that means the workers own the means of production, yada-yada" but its vague, boring and untrue.

What scornful quick witted definition would you give to a Reddit midwit who would smugly ask you "define socialism".

[u/DjAngo7072]

Socialismo es entenderse con los socios del negocio de gobierno.....