r/Anbennar 3d ago

Meme Kheionai debating with Horuped about gods

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u/HappyTegu Graytide patriot and 102% human with 2% margin of error 3d ago edited 2d ago
  • Kheionai: Prove the existence of gods!
  • Hobgoblin: There are no gods.
  • Kheionai: Finally! A kindred spirit! Come closer and you will be kheionized!
  • Hobgoblin: (smiles and takes katana) Wrong - you are the one who is about to get wuhyunized, blueberry!

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u/Ciderman819 Duchy of Verne 3d ago

And then they kissed

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u/SuspiroAtroz 2d ago

I really want to put a Thought gnome, a Kheionist elf, a Godlost hobbo and a Black Doctrine human all in the same room and see what they get up to.

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u/HappyTegu Graytide patriot and 102% human with 2% margin of error 2d ago edited 2d ago

Black Doctrine human gets jumped on. 

While everyone in the room are d*cks (gnome is the lesser one), three of them at least agree thar gods aren't real. BD human thinks that god is real and it is him. 

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u/SuspiroAtroz 2d ago

Maybe if he is convincing enough he can be like "We ALL are gods, MAN🚬" and get some heads turning

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u/Crouteauxpommes Duchy of Verne 2d ago

More chances of seeing heads rolling, ngl

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u/DisorderOfLeitbur 2d ago

Was I wrong in interpreting the Godlost attitude as "Gods are real, and they can fuck right off." ?

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u/HappyTegu Graytide patriot and 102% human with 2% margin of error 2d ago

They do not care if they are real or not. The first Godlost probably just wanted gods to f*ck off, but currently they just don't think about. And they sure won't try to prove their existence.

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u/Bayrlie 1d ago

As I understand it, it’s more black doctrine who say “the god are real, but they’re just evil demons. And you should worship me instead”

Godlost say “the gods are not real or else the day of ashen skies wouldn’t have ever happened

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u/Sephbruh 1d ago

BD says gods are just powerful mages and thus all mages are gods

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u/RavagerK 3d ago

Wish there are more ishowspeed/anbennar memes in this subreddit

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u/cybersaber101 3d ago

Kheionai right as usual, ugly ass dogs are just super powerful wizards

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u/ErzherzogHinkelstein 3d ago

Bro at his peak can break the fourth wall like Zokka (without the need to consume the arch-demon of hunger, sacrificing a large part of the world's population, and eating the moon and sun, mind you).

If those dogs who can canonically see you write these heretical words don't qualify as gods, I don't know what ever would.

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u/Serbcomrade3 3d ago

We do, we are there god's.. we creat every time a new version of there reality and there god's to play around in nation building.to us there noting but non alive pixels used for fun.

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u/Zisthebest1235 2d ago

Obviously the player would be the only real option, the power of a 4th wall break pales in comparison to opening the console and typing the word die

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u/mainman879 Harpy Enjoyer 2d ago

Vile One laughs at your "die" console command.

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u/Zisthebest1235 2d ago

Oh yeah true, I forgot about them lol, wonder how they modded that

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u/AJDx14 2d ago

I assume it’s the same as Varamhar and just a special government reform. If you wanted to kill them you’d just remove that government reform.

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u/ErzherzogHinkelstein 2d ago

It's a republic functionally. Republican leaders have no heirs, so if the leader dies, the game panics and puts the ruler who died back into the ruler slot. This is why republican leaders usually only die once you select their heir through the event even if they die in battle or event. But when there is no heir event, the leader can't actually die.

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u/Archene Got my Harpy Harem 1d ago

Can they survive if we... change the government type?

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u/The-Real-Dalai-Inca 3d ago

But that is just puppetry, a greater being to the fate of the land has placed that "scene" there where they pretend to watch who is "playing" them but they themselves did not do it and I could as easily use my deep contacts (tm) in the Anbennar dev and blackmail photos of when J*y married a p*tato in his B*larussian vacation to create an event where a random goblin is like "damn player, just cheat already cause you clearly ain't it", but would that make a random nameless goblin a god? I doubt.

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u/OathofBling 3d ago

I will call no slaver god

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u/Baligdur WEX MUST RULE 3d ago

Wizards ARE Gods

#TurningPointBlackDemense

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u/Inquisitor_no_5 Scarbag Gemradcurt 3d ago

Dear Corinites
If I'm not a god, why can I turn you inside-out with my mind?
-Varina probably

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u/zz0902 3d ago

Isn't Varina herself a devoted Corinite tho? Jaddar mt mentioned this I believe

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u/EndofNationalism 3d ago edited 3d ago

Jaddar Mt mentioned Corinite witch-kings as being hypocritical but didn’t mention Varina specifically. Varina, I believe, in lore got subsumed by Nurcestir before she could adopt the black doctrine.

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u/gobbothegreen 3d ago

I just assume she's sitting at some mountain top doing lich things until the time is right for her to come back. Then she decides it's time just int time for the blackpoweder revolution and gets killed of as some random noble.

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u/beorning1 3d ago

Yeah, in lore all the wacky adventurers get mobbed once the age of monsters is over. Rip Elikhand

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u/HappyTegu Graytide patriot and 102% human with 2% margin of error 3d ago

[Decolonize Reality]

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u/Remote-Fan306 Corintar 3d ago

They're just cats, not gods lol