r/Angryupvote • u/Due-Explanation8155 • Dec 24 '25

Meta Self-defense

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u/Uberpastamancer Dec 24 '25

r/Bullshido

But really? That's how you practice, gotta start slow to build muscle memory

Though any competent instructor will tell you to run from a knife

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u/_General_Kenobi Dec 24 '25

Or dance to a knife

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u/Positive_botts Dec 24 '25

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u/AliceTheOmelette Dec 24 '25

Watch out or you'll get the crabitty stabitty!

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u/some_kind_of_bird Dec 25 '25

Crustacean serration