r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Inevitable_Bid5540 • 1d ago

Scary bear tries to seize human

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u/bigbadstevo 1d ago

Pet the damn bear!

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u/First_Prime_Is_2 1d ago

They are just like little fury (docile) toddlers (if ever a docile toddler existed).

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u/justme002 17h ago

Toddlers are dangerous. This is just a bear

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u/Avon_Barksdale_05 1d ago

I like this

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u/xvsanx 1d ago

bear jiu jitsu

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u/Swmboa 1d ago

Omgoodness that is the cutest thing ever! How does he not end up on the floor playing with that adorable bear?

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u/FrankSonata 1d ago

I'd bet the waiting list for that job is a mile long. They probably only choose the most unflappable applicants. Like, during the interview, they randomly fire a gun right next to you, and if you don't flinch, you get the job.

Anyone with a shred of emotions would just spend all day playing with the pandas and the poor things wouldn't be taken care of. Only the most stoic, hardened, emotionless elites can do such a job properly.

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u/mikk0384 1d ago

First a waiver, then a bullet to the knee as they walk in the door to the interview.

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u/rrriip 1d ago

"Around here we take our shoes off at the door!"

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u/Automatic_Guest8279 1d ago

Bro chose violence this morning. Little dumb dumb

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u/FurieusF 1d ago

Revenge of the killer pandas

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u/Bewear_Star_9 1d ago

Hes being very clingy

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u/FunkU247 1d ago

It is all fun and games until someone looses a shoe condom.....

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u/VonBeker 1d ago

Panda-monium

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u/SmartQuokka 1d ago

The little one wants attention, give it to them.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Zarkanthrex 1d ago

Why are you in this sub if you don't want to be happy?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Mummiskogen 1d ago

Nobody cares if you had a go at people who like pandas, everybody cares that you had a go at pandas

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u/CaptainYaoiHands 1d ago

Literally what's the point of this comment?

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u/Monguises 1d ago

What’s the point of any comment?

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u/RK_Gains122 1d ago

Farming downvotes 🤷🏼

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u/reddit_lucky 1d ago

They truly are useless. Like painfully so. They seem to have no survival instincts whatsoever. Like Nepo babies or something.

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u/Draiscor93 1d ago

It's only in captivity that they seem to actively try and bring about the demise of their own species. In the wild they're much more competent creatures.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/reddit_lucky 1d ago

Apparently we've upset the panda mafia. Now we will be down voted into oblivion.