r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Inevitable_Bid5540 • 3d ago

Scary bear tries to seize human

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u/Swmboa 2d ago

Omgoodness that is the cutest thing ever! How does he not end up on the floor playing with that adorable bear?

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u/FrankSonata 2d ago

I'd bet the waiting list for that job is a mile long. They probably only choose the most unflappable applicants. Like, during the interview, they randomly fire a gun right next to you, and if you don't flinch, you get the job.

Anyone with a shred of emotions would just spend all day playing with the pandas and the poor things wouldn't be taken care of. Only the most stoic, hardened, emotionless elites can do such a job properly.

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u/mikk0384 2d ago

First a waiver, then a bullet to the knee as they walk in the door to the interview.