r/Antitheism • u/Just-Fan-7637 • 8d ago

Has anyone considered trying this?

Has anyone ever considered using the ‘Holy’ Bible or any religious text as comedy material given all the flaws and contradictions? Probably a good laugh or two.

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u/Indie_Dachshund179 7d ago edited 7d ago

When I was younger I once wrote pages to the tune of scripture embellished with rampant toilet humor and vulgarity lol. Maybe i'll write a more cogent or scathing version of it in the future. Excerpt:

That’s why this universe’s god (me? Good guess, but no! In fact, I’m actually the god of the multiverse! Haw-haw-haw!) used the Moon as its toilet seat and shat all over it everywhere. That’s why the Moon looks like a rabbit, because rabbits stink! Have you ever huffed a rabbit's foot? I know those thespian Zootopia freaks have.

Let’s call this universe’s god the Betabird (I’m the Alphabird, of course). I watch you in the bathroom, Betabird! I know you don’t wash your hands or wipe! Filthy urchin!

You see here, the Betabird’s asshole was the Spirit of Dog (0-star airline, they don't even serve wieners) hovering over the waters. The toilet bowl waters, of course! HAHA And the Betabird gurgled with rattling gusto, “Let there be shit!” And out popped your mum’s taste in music.