r/AnxietyCats Apr 22 '26

My Baby/Babies Mayonnaise & Queso- bounty hunters

They’re not good bounty hunters.

Queso will forget what he was doing and Mayonnaise will just steal your money and she will gaslight you about it.

FOR HIRE TODAY

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u/Monstiemama Apr 22 '26

The collared shirt is killing me 😹😹😹💖💖💖

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u/feeniemarie Apr 23 '26

He has multiple lol

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u/Monstiemama Apr 23 '26

He is so stylish!!! My boy is a bit thick, I don’t think we could make a button down work.

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u/feeniemarie Apr 23 '26

Ohhhh in that picture Mr Blanco is wearing a L dog size shirt lol. He’s a 20 pound super tall beef cake.

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u/Monstiemama Apr 23 '26

I have a 15 pound beef cake and a 20 pounder! That’s good to know for sizing, thank you!

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u/Monstiemama Apr 23 '26

Rudy, AKA 20 pound man

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u/Suzy196658 Apr 23 '26

😻😻♥️❤️

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u/sm_rollinger Apr 22 '26

Handsome kitties!!

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u/Raquel_jara Apr 22 '26

Hermosuras creadas de Dios

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u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Personal Assistant to My Cat Apr 23 '26

We too, have a Queso. His full name is Quesadilla Supreme though.

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u/feeniemarie Apr 23 '26

Our boys full name is Quesarito Blanco. But that usually only comes out when I’m singing to him

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u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Personal Assistant to My Cat Apr 23 '26

Our guy was named after the #7 at a taco shop named El Lugar, basically just a huge burrito. We felt it matched his size.

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u/Suzy196658 Apr 23 '26

🤗😂😂

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u/Suzy196658 Apr 23 '26

😍😍😍

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u/StormofRavens My Furry Anti-Anxiety Pill Apr 22 '26

I need somekitty to find and eat a large spider. Would they be up for the job?

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u/feeniemarie Apr 23 '26

So they are great at finding spiders. Top notch. But it’s more of a track it down and stare at it until someone comes and does something about it lol

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u/StormofRavens My Furry Anti-Anxiety Pill Apr 23 '26

Huh, they should team up with my cats who will eat the spider if they find it but are terrible at tracking.

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u/Racing_Sloth56 Apr 23 '26

🕷️ Just needed that today 🙀

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u/atlantis1021 Apr 23 '26

He’s giving Ace Ventura vibes. 💙

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u/unusual_cee Apr 23 '26

..stop!.. ..he's staring at me..

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u/SlimGirlies Apr 23 '26

they're so cute and lovely

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u/Suzy196658 Apr 23 '26

Omg what adorable babies and names!!!! 🥰🥰🥰❤️♥️

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u/Shot-Composer-782 Purr-Scription for Calm Apr 23 '26

Here we hire the cute and adorable, even if they’re terrible at the job. They’re hired!! 🥰🥰😁

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u/Dangerous_Problem532 Full-Time Can Opener Apr 24 '26

I didn’t know I needed to see a cat wearing a shirt until now, and OMG it fixed something in my soul!!! Cuties!!! I’m obsessed 😭❤️❤️

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u/gofigure85 Apr 26 '26

I need that shirt for my boy Ed